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[Brandybee]

No disrespect intended, but this ways to good to pass up on posting.

LOL  …  I knew he'd have Prince Philips eyes … 

[Brandybee]

I watch and listen to the guys jamming, making sure, their instruments are tuned up, Doc  and  Happy are on sentry duty, collecting the entry tickets and handing out T shirts and caps to the customers and music lovers as they begin to arrive.  This is going to be the debut concert of the new Cocks ‘n’ Roses band –  Bear, hentaiboy69 (HB ), tangoracer (Tango ), freddie, jcm0824 (James ) , mrsexlover (martin) and Lover,  –  they are all stunningly handsome men and will no doubt get some panties and braziers  thrown on stage tonight.

I know I have my special pair ready for my hunky spouse, Bear.  My heart flutters a little as I  see him in his tight black jeans and  Cocks ‘n’ Roses  T shirt stretched tight over that magnificent chest and shoulders. 

My  ears suddenly catch the bad news on the radio –  shit  –  Germany 1 – 0 Norway,  I glance at Lover on stage.  Maybe he won’t find out yet and call me on my forfeit .  He is busy checking the mics and tinkling his instrument.  I quickly tell Old Joe to turn it off. 

“I don’t want the band distracted,“  I chuckle at him. 
Old Joe grins back,  “Lover will find out soon enough, then you are for it”
“SSHHUSH”  I put my fingers to my lip,  “ Go  pour me a cupper, make yourself useful”

Old Joe chuckles and goes to find my favourite mug.

The band finishes, their checks and goes out back for a few nerve quenching beers as the  crowds start pouring through the doors.

Stone, Momma_Andrea,  J2D2,  me,  jayc  and Covems are on  bar duty tonight with Old Joe but James_Dean (JD ),  jayc and Cove have also been roped in to do any stage checks, changes and lighting should it be needed.  It’s going to be a busy night.

The place is soon full and excited chatter for the new band  filters through the conversations.

I head for the stage and take the microphone out of the stand…

“ Hello AB&G “    A few answer back and I chuckle  “ Come on you can do better than that –  HELLO AB&G “  This time a big  HELLO  roars  back at me.
“ That’s better, much better . We have been waiting for tonight for a while now…  Are you ready to stamp your feet, and sing to our new band? “
“ Yes, “  Is the answer from the crowd.
“ Are you going to dance and cheer our boys? “
“ Yes”  They shout
“ Glad to hear it –  They have worked hard for months getting ready for tonight . Ok,  I think we have waited long enough for our handsome band.  The AB&G  and  The management here are proud to present ….. the magnificent….  and marvellous ….. new band in town –  THE ONE AND ONLY  …..    COCKS ‘N’ ROSES ..

The crowd cheers and chants their name,  the AB&G descends into darkness and then the lights are focused on stage… and there they are…  Handsome men with their gleaming instruments looking hot , hip and ready to rock…… 

I cheer,  replace the mic  and clap too jumping  from the stage to go behind the bar and watch the  concert…

[Brandybee]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY  BEAR 

Baby, I will keep your birthday present safe for you   :       

Hurry home.   

[Brandybee]

And looking you, in your big dominant eyes as I slide under the table and whisper,  ” Two can play at that game baby”  sinking down under the long cloth and pushing your thighs apart, unzipping that fly slowly,  your erotic thoughts making you blind no more as you feel my breath, my lips on your tip, stroking my tongue on your crown as you stifle the whimpers of a man lost in sensation…..

:-*

[Brandybee]

25  July. 2013
Norway  4 – 2  Denmark.  ( Penalties )

THE FINAL
28. July. 2013
Germany  V  Norway    16.00hrs  ( UK time )

Lover –  the wager is  Norway to win    And as a forfeit when you lose –  you sing      Bruce Springsteen –  Red headed Woman  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4kBnHF8hiE  Naked with The Cocks & Roses in the AB&G

And when you groan  it has to sound like an orgasm,  and did I mention,  I own your banner for a week        Name your forfeit Barbarian 

[Brandybee]

Great post of actions Rukya,  seems a great new pose .  Happy times 

[Brandybee]

Looks like a personal ad,  wonder how many replies he got ???

Brilliant , utter brilliance.   

[Brandybee]

Hey Janine, welcome back and I  do hope you stay.  You are one of the forum queens and I have read and enjoyed many of your posts.

Would you be offended if I asked you to enter the Erotic story contest –  your fettish actually sounds ideal for the current them of  ” Public Event ” and I know it would be a good entry, if your previous stories are a bench mark to go by. 

I am sure that since you were last here, there are more men who have joined and are even more sensitive to a woman's needs.  I am sure with time and posting here, you will find willing guys who will respect your boundaries as a gay woman and may even be able to build up a trusted harem with them to fulfill mutual masturbation play. 

We are still fighting for more poses for gay women and will continue to do so.  Please stay and join our quest.  We want you here.

Hugs and good luck.

[Brandybee]

ashlii, I feel your frustrations at wanting to play  😮

Have a safe journey home and look on the bright side …  abstinence makes the body hornier  lol 

Have fun now  lol 

[Brandybee]

I do feel your frustrations and would no doubt feel exactly the same.  The support team has also been slow in answering us Moderators on occasions and it is holiday season. I think they may well be short staffed at the moment, I know this does not help the situation  but keep firing off  messages using the support system as you have.  Two a week if necessary.

I have had the Avatar cross effect, ie  arms outstretched and feet sunk in the bed.  This was the effect of an upgrade not completed.  It did upgrade after a couple of reboots though.  For some reason, yours does not seem to work. 

ACHAT SUPPORT,  Please could you offer some assistance ASAP to try and rectify this problem.

I hope you get an answer soon,  please let us know if you do. 

Can anyone else help bassman with ideas on this ?    HB, jayc  thank you for your suggestions so far.

[Brandybee]

mmmm,  I see your frustrations.  I am not much of a techno wizard  and I'm sure  Lover or people who are more computer literate than me may come up with better ideas…

The reason, I think your rooms are all mashed up is because you have not installed all the programme and updates for whatever reason.  Try uninstalling all of the Achat programme again, so nothing is left of the old programme on your computer.

Then check your computer and get rid of anything you dont need or use anymore.  I'm just wondering how much memory you may have left on your computer or laptop.  Anyway, get rid of anything you dont need anymore.

Then try installing the whole Achat programme again. 

If you get an answer from Support or  find a solution, please let us know here,  its always useful for other forum members to know in case, they have a similar problem.

In the meantime, we will all try and brainstorm with you.

Good Luck.

[Brandybee]

Hey,  Adera it's good to see you back girl

Just a few things , while you have been away …  I want a story off you for the contest LOL

And commiserations .. Sweden has just been knocked out of the Women's footy by ….    Germany –  lover's team .  Least you don't have to pay the forfeits but. We could have had fun teasing him… Lol.

Back to topic,

I get hit on by all orientations to ,  I am hetero and will never turn,  but it's fun to chat and I turn the tables by trying to get them to join Forum… Sometimes it works, sometimes they get frustrated as they have rooming on their mind and I have …  Write an Erotic Story…quite a challenge when they don't read profiles…. 

But, you know me,  never one to miss an opportunity.   

[Brandybee]

Hello s00hr7 –  Marita

Glad you found  us here and another big welcome.

I hope you do translate some of your stories from German to English.  I know there are a few story fans here, always ready for new stories.

I have already given you the erotic story contest topics, it's worth you looking – just for a story submission you get A$600. More if you are voted in the top 3 

Take a look around and post more of your ideas and views,  I look forward to reading more of you.

Come for a drink in the AB&G  , first drink is on the house and there's a new band playing –  The Cocks & Roses. 

[Brandybee]

Muttering under my breath,  one day Lover …  One day we will be beat you…then I will pay  The Achat Tattler to head line it on the front  page for a whole year…. . 

.  . CONGRATULATIONS.  GERMANY       

Lover, Marilyn & Daveoh.  Well played. 

Give me your Banner and I will wear it  with …..   The devil in my eyes.   

And of course  on Sunday …  I will support …….  Denmark /. Norway  lol.     Lover would you care for a little private wager … .  :

Results so far

21 July 2013
Sweden 4 – 0 Iceland
Italy  0 – 1 Germany      –  HB,  the Italian Gladiator owes  dances to the German Barbarians  – Lover, Marilyn & Daveoh

22 July 2013
Norway 3  –  1  Spain
France. 2. –  4  Denmark. ( penalties )

24  July 2013
Sweden 0. –  1  Germany.    Swedish Vikings –  Covems & Sexilicious.  Owe.  Foot massages &. Dances to the German  Barbarians –  Lover, Marilyn &  Daveoh

25  July. 2013
Norway  V.  Denmark.    20.30 hrs ( UK  time. )

28. July. 2013
Germany.  V.  Norway. /. Denmark.

[Brandybee]

Reminds me of an old Rugby song I heard once  –     Sang to the tune of  ”  Tie me Kangeroo down Sport, Tie me kangeroo down “

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