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[Brandybee]

I watch Covems with interest  & respect.  He drinks his Sarsparilla  and belches a few times to steel himself for  the Malort  3 measure shot in my glass. 

He offers it to me like the gentleman he is, but he knows in his heart, I was going to pass.  He salutes, mutters some words of encouragement to himself and downs it in one.

I grin at him as he turns a little green , but his sparkly handsome eyes win the day, he beats me fair and square and I gladly write my cheque to square the bet.

I hand it to Old Joe who kisses it and puts it in his cash register.

As I turn to congratulate Covems on his win,  his big muscular frame comes towards me  “ o oh”  I am in trouble.  I step back  knocking a stool over,  maybe I can reason with him ..   

Too late,  his hands are a steel grip on my shoulders  and he says  “”This is too good not to share, Onion Breath.”

Then he is snogging me.  The Malorts is disgusting and I try to nip his tongue playfully , which causes him to pause.  But, he is a man on a mission and  to kiss me he intends.  His thumbs press into my cheeks causing my mouth to open and to accept his kiss. 

His masterful actions and cowboy hat, take my breath away and I feel myself respond.  His  kiss, is slobbery,  Malortish,  slightly lipsticky and very very hot!!!

My hands flatten on his muscular chest and my legs go weak and my tail sparks.  My right leg curls up in a swoon, like in the old movies.  😮

Then he releases me , grinning.  He expects  a slap, but …  what a  kiss!!!..  and my brain is still struggling for air. 

He drinks his remaining Sarsparilla and nods  to me, smiling.  He turns to his Amy and reminds her of their  break away to somewhere nice.

They say their good byes and as he passes me,  he gives me his hat, plonking it on my head.  His cheeky grin and wink makes me smile.

“ Hey Cove, “  He pauses with his arm round  Amy.  “ You’ll need these “  and I throw him a pack of  wriggleys  spearmint gum.    He catches them  deftly still grinning and  I take a bottle of Champagne to give to Amy.  “ Thank you for being a good sport.  Enjoy your trip girl…. and come back soon”  hugging  her.

And with that, they leave the bar & jump into Covems truck.

Pafe & Satoire also decide it’s time to go.  They also do the rounds and we grin and hug each other. 
“ Come back soon “  I tell them,  “ We have the “ Cocks & Roses “  band playing here soon. It’s going to be another great night”  They move on to the next person to say good bye to…..

I return to Lover and buy him a drink…  “ So what was this idea  you had so Covems could beat my ass… “  I tease him and we both burst out laughing….

[Brandybee]

Walking on  Sunshine –  Katrina & The Waves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U

This song always cheers me up –  notice the drab day in London in the VT  LOL    …  Sometimes, we do see the orange ball in the sky though … honest. 

[Brandybee]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY  SWAYER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRSEXLOVER 

Have a lovely and wonderful day with lot of hugs and birthday kisses. 

[Brandybee]

My mouth opens wide… indignation in my face …. a trick ….  looking with dismay at my trapped  short glass with my drink in .

I lean forward  screwing my eyes a little  and pursing my lips …   ” Why Covems… Covems …”   feigning anger .. ” you,  you .. oooo “

But I cant hold it for long ….

I burst out laughing  as does Old Joe…

For it seems Covems didn't notice the drink , that Old Joe poured in to my glass –   

Jeppsons Malort

Remembering Jayc's words once….  “its hands down the most vile tasting liquor in the world”……..in my neck of the wood its known as “northern discomfort”

Old Joe reads from the bottle:- 

“It is not possible to forget our two-fisted liquor. The taste just lingers and lasts – seemingly forever. The first shot is hard to swallow!  Make it past two 'shock-glasses' and with the third you could be ours…forever.”

Jayc had said …   “never been able to get past that first shot”  and trying to describe the taste  – ” .a combination of  earwax and lighter fluid served in a dirty ashtray”

I take out my cheque book …    A$835. 29  , pen poised.   ” Of course , if you don't drink all, including mine,  I can put my pen away again ”     Just waiting patiently for the  ” Malort face ”                 

Old Joe shouts ”  Go ”  still chuckling and eyes watering with laughter …..

[Brandybee]

I chuckle when I hear Covems cussing  Mooncalf ,  “Dammit.”  he mutters  “She did it again.”
“What did she do?”  I ask,  amused  by a horse & rider in the AB&G.
“She got in the last word.”  Covems  replys.
“ mmmhmmm, you are just a slow learner where women are concerned”  I tease him & watch as Mooncalf  rides out again.  “ Massive Respect Girl….”

We turn back to each other & Covems agrees to my terms of the bet about the extortionate tab that requires paying.  mmm I will get another kiss & a cowboy hat into the bargain…  splendid.  I rub my hands together, pleased with negotiations.

He outlines the rules and I cock my head at him considering  them carefully.

Covems explains, “You can have just one shot of whatever you want.  Booze, Sarsparilla, Buttermilk… heck, it can even be Water.  Old Joe will pour all my mugs,  and your shot,  and place them in front of us,  and we have to leave them on the bar top.”

He pauses and then continues..  “Except, in order to get primed and ready,  I get to have one mug as a head start, and once my empty mug is on the bar top,  then Joe will yell 'Go' . “

“Agreed?”  He asks.    I listen carefully.

“One shot will be easy to gulp down,  well before you finish your  5 mugs of Sarsparilla” I murmur , half to myself, half to him and thinking out loud.

“ Let’s make it a little more interesting…  “  I muse ,  “ My shot glass is filled to the brim so it holds at least 3 measures and  once the winner has emptied their mugs or glass,  they finish off the losers drinks.  I love Sarsparilla too.  ….  After all,  I will finish my drink well before you … it’s the least I can do.  We will taste the same then , when you snog me and give me that wonderful cowboy hat.”

“ Do we have a wager  Mr Covems?  I grin at him… waiting….

[Brandybee]

Stray runs a Bukkakes contest every now and then 🙂 Watch out for the next one …. 😛

[Brandybee]

Big welcome  Daveoh,

The forum village is a great way to meet the crazzzy  resudents.

I'm not sure what you may like as you havent said in your intro, but one of my favourite places is the erotic story section. We have some great writers  who write wonderful short and intertwining stories. They are well worth checking out in the  ” Erotic Story” section.

If you are a writer or role player yourself we have the Erotic Story Contest open at the moment for story submissions …  I'd love it if  you would write a story..

Forum  Home Page >  Organisations & Events >Contests > EROTIC CONTEST 5 NOW OPEN  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2513.0.html                                      and

Forum  Home Page >  Organisations & Events >Contests > EROTIC  STORY CONTEST  RULES  https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2509.0.html 

We also have the Achat Lottery Sweep stake to give guys a chance to win  a little A$  as they can't receive gifts like the girls and transexuals can.  Of course they also have as much chance of winning too but its all a bit of fun.  Most of our games are in the  ” Events ” or  ” Contests”  sections.

Forum  Home Page >  Organisations & Events >Contests > Achats Village Lottery. Sweep Stake.
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2530.0.html

Then there's the fashion houses and galleries in  ” Artists Alley ” 

Take your time to get used to the Forum village and please, post your ideas and views in any topic that takes your interest   

Have fun now 

[Brandybee]

Lovers & Momma_Andrea’s song keeps resonating in my head and I  find myself humming it to myself in between the breaks of chatting  with my friends…… I’m sure I catch them doing it as well…

All my panties, I will send to you
All my panties, darling they're for you
All my panties, All my panties oooh
All my panties I will send to you,

Mooncalf  approaches to say goodbye. She gives me, and then Stone a kiss on the cheek & thanks us for the use of the bar.  I laugh and say   “ I wouldn’t have missed it for the world”  I tell her she can use  our place anytime, Me, nor Jayc  would  mind, in fact, we would positively encourage it. And it would be a safe bet the rest of the management would too.

She says her good byes to the others and leaves a big grin on Old Joe’s face as he watches her wiggly bottom  exiting by the pudding pit.   I half imagine her riding through the bar on her horse, but shake the thought away… if anyone pulled such a cunning stunt, it would  certainly be Moonie.

I hear Covem’s shout after her,   the noise of the bar is loud and I catch some mmm Marvelous , mmm Magnificent,  mmmm  Magical,  mmmm Moving , mmmm  Bold lady …  compliments .  Covems  warms my heart  with such thoughtfulness.

I hear Old Joe .. “  All my panties, All my panties oooh,  All my panties I will send to you,….”   I chuckle and he reddens a little realising I have caught him singing..

“  Hey Joe, I sure would love your  yellow & purple paisley design Y’s “     

He crinkles his face & bobs his tongue out at me,  as I order another drink on…. Covems  tab. 

I see Doc hovering by the Spa room and approach him.  He is stretching his  dwarf neck to look inside. 

“ Boo”   

Doc jumps and looks at me startled.  “ Will you give Tango a message when he’s free ? I ask him
Doc nods.   “ Tell Tango, he still has 2 boxed keys, I gave him awhile back.  I need to speak to him about a special delivery as soon as possible.  Will you do that for me? “ 

Doc nods again.  “ Good.  Here’s a treat for the 7 of you”   I hand him a box of 7  rum donuts with squirty cream for him and his bros.  “ Enjoy, my friend” I grin at him and he scurries off to do my bidding.

Suddenly, I am being spun by the elbow and find myself  being dipped and deeply kissed.  All I am aware of are strong muscular arms wrapping round me and a cowboy hat as hot lips meet mine.  My reaction is to bring my arms around his neck  and shut my eyes to kiss him back.

I feel his tongue invade my mouth to meet mine.  He’s good, he’s experienced and my tummy flutters a little.  And before I know it, its ended and I am back upright on my feet.

And I see my tall , muscular,  handsome  assailant…  Covems … wow..  what did I do to deserve that?? 

Then I see the look in his eyes … he mentions kissing me snotless is much better. I nod,  that part he is soooo right about and makes me smile ..  Then the smile disappears slightly as he mentions his bar tab …….  “ Arrr the Bar Tab… “  desperately trying to find something  to say that sounds reasonble..   A$835. 29  reasonable!!!! .. oops…  and failing in that moment..

I wonder if the puppy dog eyes might work….  and who had snitched… !!

“I will challenge you to a small bit of sport, to settle this bill…  are ya interested?”  His sexy deep voice breaks into my thoughts.

He continues…  “It's a small drinking contest… when I win, you pay the bill.”

“And if you lose?”  I ask, interested now of being given an olive branch … maybe.

“I'm not going to lose.”  Covems  answers.  “But in the unforseeable event I do, then I'll pay the tab.  Interested?”

“What's the contest?”  I ask.

“I'll bet you my tab, that I can drink 6 mugs of sarsparilla before you can drink one shot.”  I continue, “If you agree, then we'll discuss the rules to the contest.”

I narrow my eyes at him, searching his face for clues… he is very confident. Is there a catch in his words somewhere ?

But I see the challenge in his glinty eyes and….  well…  how can I resist?

“ You are on”  I grin at him , “ just one thing,  when I win…. and you lose… along with the full payment of the bar tab… I want your cowboy hat and ….  another snog … but this time,  much , much longer and even more passionate.. “ 

Then,  my premonition  comes true … Mooncalf rides in on her horse …. yehawwwwwwww  girl ….

[Brandybee]

The Forum Avatars are as follows  –   Any one of the 4  moderators can use the avatars  in the game. 

“Forum_1  ”     ;      ” Forum_2 ”     ;      And      ” Forum _3  ”        These are our billboard avatars to advertise  games & events. 

“Osiris_Forum”    is  our Forum  ” bank account ”   Only the Achat Gods have access to the A$ in this account.  They award winners at the request of the Moderators in charge of the games & events.  Moderators  can use the avatar in the game however.

” Pythia ”   is the Moderator's  Avatar and we have access to the A$  in this account.  We can only gift  Females & Shemales ,  and  Males by special arrangement with  the Osiris_Forum  account and Achat Gods.   As the administration to gift is time consuming for the Achat Gods, they have limited the amount of gifting, hense why we use Pythia when we can to play games. 

These are the only  Avatars the Moderators use, apart from their own that are named in forum.  If any  other avatars approach you  purporting  to be Moderators, they are false and should be reported immediately to the Achat Gods and Moderators.

The Achat Gods sometimes access the game using an Avatar –  ” Administrator”.    This is genuine.  Any other Avatars purporting to be Achat owners or staff are false & should be reported immediately to the Achat Gods and Moderators.

[Brandybee]

Thank you &  Welcome to the launch of the Achat's  Village  Sweep Stake lottery.      :-*

Update

Lottery Sweepers / Players  so far –

1  Jayc                      Confirmed  gift &  lottery tickets  received.
2  Stone                    Confirmed  gift  &  Lottery tickets received.
3  Tangoracer
4  Nat33
5  Old_Goat              Confirmed  gift  &  Lottery tickets received.
6  Momma_Andrea.  Confirmed  gift  &  Lottery tickets received.

Stake Pot so far  A$ 110

[Brandybee]

Polishing your fountain pen,  filling it with ink,  waving it under your nose …. I'm with Sexi  and jcm ….  we want … more   

[Brandybee]

Lottery Sweepers / Players  so far –

1  Jayc    Confirmed  gift &  lottery tickets  received.
2  Stone  Confirmed  gift  &  Lottery tickets received.
3  Tangoracer
4  Nat33

We want more to join up.  Come on villagers, have a flutter on our lottery sweep stake …  you may just win the Stake pot …  It could be YOU 

[Brandybee]

Really hot & sensual Amy , all are fabulous but  got to say , I love the hip snog one mmmmmmmm 

[Brandybee]

Great banners,  love the designs & the cheeky little messages. 

[Brandybee]

You both look fabulous ….  the English Sun is shining too YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 

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