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[Brandybee]

“Covems in GaGaland”  that has a certain ring to it.  Too bad I can't chnge the topic title, or that would definitely go up.

      I can , if you wanted  :

[Brandybee]

I  knocked on Mrsexlover’s door, dressed  in my black and red basque, matching mini skirt and shoes and a long black coat. I had snowflakes peppering my head and shoulders.  But, despite the weather, it is spring and this is my Easter date so,  as is fitting for the occasion, I had my pink bunny ears and pink bobtail on.

He answered the door and invited me in. The log fire was lit which made the room cosy  & warm. He had been expecting me and had champagne on ice and rose petals on the floor. The decor in his log cabin was very tasteful .  He has gone to a lot of effort for our date and I very much appreciated it.

I noticed Mrsexlover was extremely good looking and was dressed impeccably . He offered me a flute of champagne & I gave him my gift of a chocolate Easter egg, boxed and bowed.

We danced for awhile to some motown music to relax and chatted away. He had some very impressive dance moves and  a wonderful sense of humour.

We had chatted previously on the odd occasion as we have mutual friends & he is a regular at the AB&G.

He had also been an Orange Knight  on the battlefield  but in a different camp to  The English Knights & I.  The Gods  decreed we never  did meet on the epic Footy field last Summer,  which was a pity. It would have been a great victory for us  .

This , however,  was the first date we had shared. He was funny , complimentary and  very kindly put me at ease for the lap dance to come.

Then my dance began…  I swayed , shimmied and twirled and we both flirted outrageously.  I was a little devilish in the words I used to seduce & tease and he took it all wonderfully.

I think he enjoyed my dance, and the naughty  moves & fondles in my routine  😮

I finished  off  sitting astride him with a wonderful  snog  .  He is a devine kisser  :-*  and a wonderful host…

MrSexlover  is  certainly  a date to get on your list.  I had the best time at his cabin. 

Thank You  Knight of the Orange.  :-*  :-*  :-*

(  We may meet as Knights again on the opposing teams in the Summer of 2014  ,  England is doing very well in the qualifying rounds    which reminds me, I do need to retrieve my sword from a certain Gladiator… LOL )

[Brandybee]

Congratulations on another wonderful jeanona release —  the topless corset set is stunning and very  sexy. 

Keep up the good work.  :-*

[Brandybee]

mmmm  Big stretch, and a hot cup of tea I see too,   oh yeah,    I'd love one of those  ” Nowt Days”  mmmmm

Covems, I love this topic …  its like looking into your mind….  as confusing as Alice in Wonderland, but ” Covems in GaGaland”  ( Much better titile btw  )  is just as wonderful…

Bet there's going to be lots of large mammory glands to negotiate around !!!   😮

[Brandybee]

Oh yeah,  I know some men who will be panting over those 

Think my spouse will be in for a treat once they hit the shops 

Great work Prias  , keep your naughty little mind designing …  you are erotically talented in your lingerie lines  mmmmmmmmmmm

[Brandybee]

    All of you have good points

@  Adera,  I think you are probably right …  I may just see if I can find an interpreter to explain the situation…  There is no excuse for that that kind of unprovoked attack and I want to make sure that Wicked Witch and her Spouse are left in no doubt of that , that kind of behaviour will not be tolerated on here… ever… 

A simple, no English or even a no answer would have sufficed.

@ HB  You could also be right, the only person in her list was the Spouse… 

@  Momma _ Andrea ..    We have that too, wise old words.    We don't have the ” kick powers”, but we do have the support of Achat Gods when needed.

However, like you know, the power of words can be very strong to resolve a situation & I always like to give persons the benefit of doubt and reason first…  and  let them know …. WE WONT BE BULLIED, such actions has consequences… And of course, this site is one of the best around… just look at our Forum residents …

I love a challenge  LOL   

[Brandybee]

This is quite funny.  Today I was canvassing people in the game to read the newly published Erotic Story Contest  4 Stories & vote…    and the conversation's go like this :-

Brandybee to HIM: Hi ya, Achats Forum have published the new erotic contest stories. Would you be interested in reading &  voting for your favourite ?

About an hour passed, whilst I was chatting to others, about  11 people or so to just to give you an idea of time span.

WICKED WITCH: Stay of my husband!
WICKED WITCH: fucking slut.
WICKED WITCH : whore.

I continue and finish my conversation    ( Shes not really named WICKED WITCH btw but it suits her ) …..  and then decide to deal with her.

Brandybee to WICKED WITCH:  WHATS YOU’RE  PROBLEM?
WICKED WITCH: you are my problem slut
WICKED WITCH: stay away from my boyfriend
WICKED WITCH: whore
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: DONT SWEAR AT ME,  YOU CROSS MINDED LITTLE TWIT UNTIL  YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
WICKED WITCH: hahahahahahahaha.
WICKED WITCH: crazy slut
WICKED WITCH: i smash your face down
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: YOU WANT TO EXCHANGE VERBALS I’LL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU, YOU SILLY LITTLE IDIOT
WICKED WITCH: HAHAHAHA.
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: DON'T YOU EVER ATTACK ME LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU SILLY LITTLE PIECE OF SCUM
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME NICE, FEEL FREE, BUT DON'T USE YOUR SHITTY LITTLE TONGUE AT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: NOW, GO AWAY,  I WILL SPEAK TO WHOM EVER I WANT TOO
WICKED WITCH: shut up street whore
WICKED WITCH: ugly bitch,
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? YOU NEED TO LEARN PROPER VERBALS
WICKED WITCH: i don't need your comment
WICKED WITCH: blababla
WICKED WITCH: shut the fuckk off
WICKED WITCH: HAHAHA.
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: LIKE I HOPE A GREAT PLAGUE BEFALLS YOU,  SORES AND PESTILENCE BREAKS OUT ON YOUR SKIN AND YOU WEEP IN TERROR
WICKED WITCH: shuuuuuuuuuuuuut up
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: ROFLMAO
Brandybee to WICKED WITCH: NEXT TIME USE YOUR IMAGINATION

I then messaged her spouse, who surprisingly didn’t answer

Brandybee to HIM: Did I offend you in any way?

Chatted with other persons but I buzzed the spouse again….  just to piss off  WICKET WITCH  😮

Brandybee to HIM: Hi ya, Achats Forum have published the new erotic contest stories. Would you be interested in reading &  voting for your favourite ?

Continued my chat  and then asked the Spouse

Brandybee to HIM: Are you talking?

Carried on my conversation.

Brandybee to HIM: Well I dont know, whether you are just ignoring me or you are afk  but I think you should know, your spouse just verbally attacked me for no reason,  using the vilest of language & insults.  I don’t appreciate it and ask you not to involve me again in your conversations. Thank you.
Sorry, the selected user is offline and cannot hear you…

Surprisingly  he had logged off  SO I BLOODY MESSAGED HIM THE ABOVE INFO.      WICKED WITCH stayed on but didn't abuse me further – pity really, I got lots of terrible plagues to bestow…..  and she just logged off later.

I wanted to share this with you, because it amused me rotton, the best is ….  He had another spouse besides the WICKED WITCH  LMAO

Guess my message is, Don't  ever be intimidated by these silly people 

[Brandybee]

Oh I had that a treat LMAO ………………………… Where’s Mollie when you need her & her St Andrews Cross & Lipstick HUH ???

;D

[Brandybee]

THE EROTIC STORY  CONTEST 4  STORIES HAVE NOW BEEN PUBLISHED FOR READING & VOTING 

As usual the turn out & support for this contest has been fantastic.  Thank You all for taking part, all your support & all your efforts.

I proudly present the published stories –  “ FIRST TIME” – THE STORIES.  EROTIC CONTEST  4   open for voting….

https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2376.0.html

GOOD LUCK TO ONE & ALL.    AND  HAPPY READING.

[Brandybee]

Hello  Happyjim, 

A big welcome to Forum,  Take your time browsing round  our Forum Village  & please post your ideas & views  in other topics that take your interest.

And I hope you read the newly published  Erotic Story 4  – First Time  stories  and vote for your favourite 

Have fun now 

[Brandybee]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERCER 78

Have a great Day xxxxxxxxxx Hugs & MWAHHHHHH   

[Brandybee]

As you are all aware Tightfit74, the Previous Contest Manager & Creator of the Erotic Story Contests here,  retired from Forum after Contest 3,  and he had asked me to take over organising the  future contests.  Of course I had mixed feelings about the situation. I wanted to carry on the Erotic Story Contests , he had worked so relentlessly hard at to succeed.  But I never really wanted him to go …

Well,  here is my first endeavour  – Erotic Contest 4 – FIRST TIME.  I have 14 stories that have been entered , the most yet in an Erotic Story Contest.  So Thank you all so much.

May I personally thank each & every one of you for your  help & support for making Erotic Story Contest 4 the success it is.

Thank You to  ALL the authors who decided to compete, the ones who tried to beat the deadline but real life issues intervened- it happens ( BUT, I will get you next time  ) – and all of you who will take the time to read & vote for your favourite story.

Every vote is important, it shows the authors you really do care for their efforts & that their stories are very much appreciated.

All of the stories are unique and fantastic in their own right. Each is an achievement  in their own right .  So Thank you  on my behalf & that of Forum for entering the Erotic Story Contest 4.

There are a mix of authors as usual,  but there are some who have overcome difficulties  to meet the contest dead line, that are never actually  publicised  and I feel should be recognised & commended , even if anonymously to protect confidentiality.

There are our none native English speakers –  To write a story in a second language and to put it up for a contest  against Native English Speakers is an achievement in itself.  I know, I could never accomplish such a feat  or even have the confidence to then put it up for a vote and critique.

So, as Contest Manager – I would like to commend each & everyone of  you. You have my utmost respect  & admiration.  Well Done You.

There are also authors who have the disadvantage of suffering from  conditions such as Dyslexia and  Aspergers  Syndrome etc….  Again,  to enter a story for the contest when words & concentration are not easy for you, is a FANTASTIC achievement.  You also have my utmost respect  & admiration to overcome the difficulties you have & then to reach your goal of a published story entry is awesome.  Well Done You. 

You all know who you are , and I extend a personal Thank you to you, for your support & courageous efforts.

No matter, how the voting falls, and there are always surprises in the Forum Village, as it should be, Please, do not ever be disheartened if your story only attracts a few votes – remember, only one story can be voted for by each Forum Member as a favourite.  Your goal has in fact,  already been achieved  – you HAVE reached your personal goal of your story being entered & published and you will receive a minimum of A$600 .  That makes you a winner already in my eyes. 

The top 3 prizes are always a bonus though and  with that said,

I proudly present the published stories –  “ FIRST TIME” – THE STORIES.  EROTIC CONTEST  4   open for voting….

https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,2376.0.html

GOOD LUCK TO ONE & ALL.    AND  HAPPY READING.

[Brandybee]

                                             

The Neighbour            PART   2      –      Mercer78 

“Oh my God” I gasped  finding the sensation of being touched there by a foreign hand for the first time almost overwhelming.  I threw my head back and gasped once again.  “You like that?” she teased “well I’m just getting started” She continued.
Rachel gently pulled back my foreskin and began to tongue my head, as she slowly stroked with one hand still cupping my nuts in the other.  I again threw my head back once again squinted my eyes, as I did so I felt warmth over my member looked down to find Rachel had enveloped every inch with her mouth.

  “oh my god” I said hoarsely as my mouth was almost completely dry at this point.  Rachel’s began head to slowly rise almost to the top of my cock before falling down again, each time sending electric sensations through my whole body.  The pace began to quicken I could barely see Rachel’s head bobbing up and down through squinted vision.

“Ahh can’t take it gonna blow” I exclaimed.   Rachel just picked up the pace even more, I laid back on the bed.  “gonna cu—“ I couldn’t finish my sentence before exploding in her mouth unleashing shot after shot of what felt like a gallon of semen escaping my member. 

My arms flayed up and down my head jerking up and down involuntarily as the orgasm took over my entire body.  Rachel slowed down then stopped at the tip of my cock and stroked the last few drops.  She then released me before moving over to the bedside table and spitting my juices into the waiting glass, and took a mouthful for the green liquid swished it around and spat that in to the other glass.
“Right so it was mouthwash” I thought out loud.  Rachel just smiled and kissed me with her now minty fresh mouth.

I lay on the bed trying to recover from had been the most intense experience to date, sexual or otherwise in my entire life.  When I had regained my faculties I looked over to Rachel who was lying on her side with head cradled in her left hand looking at me with a smile that said, I’m happy with my handiwork.  “Thank you thank you so much I said my mouth still a little dry.  “Oh my god that was the most intense experience of my entire life thank you again” I continued. 
“You’re welcome sweetheart so glad you enjoyed yourself” she replied.

“Oh I did” I said as I moved in to kiss her passionately once again my hands groping at her beautiful breasts as I did so.  I rolled her over on to her back continuing to kiss and grope her.  Once there my kiss slid down from her lips.  Rachel arched her head back as I began kiss and nuzzle at her neck. 
“Ummmmmm” came the approval from Rachel.  I then began to slowly move down her to the top of her chest kissing all the way taking care not to rush.  I continued down kissing the small gap between her breasts, before pushing them together and kissing them individually.  I stopped for moment looked up into Rachel’s eyes and asked “May I?” 

She just nodded and smiled I grinned back before beginning to alternate between licking and sucking her left nipple while tweaking the right with my fingers.  I kept this up for a few minutes occasionally swapping nipples.  I moved down from her chest kissing her belly from left to right slowly moving downward in a typewriter like motion until I reached her navel and cheekily stuck my tongue in.  Rachel gasped for a moment then smiled down at me “oooh cheeky she cooed.”

I continued the kissing until I reached the north edge of her lady garden once again I looked up asked “may I?”
I got the same response as before just this time was a little more enthusiastic.  I gently parted Rachel’s  legs a little to get a better look, like I said before she was well groomed with what I could only describe as an archway over her lips
“ooohh nice” I complimented I wet a finger with my tongue and began to rub it up and down her sex taking special care not to enter.  Rachel moaned arching her back slightly, I moved may hand away and repeated the same motion with my tongue that was met with another approving moan from Rachel.   

Believe it or not I had never done anything like this before in my life.  I had never even seen a woman naked in the flesh before, and yet here I was performing cunnilingus on the most beautiful woman I had ever clapped eyes on.
This had to be a dream but it wasn’t.  I continued tonguing for a short while then I began to alternate between teasing her clit with the thumb and forefinger of my left hand and tonguing it rest my right hand on Rachel’s hip.  This was met with “Ooooooh good boy” from Rachel.

She then reached down to where my right hand lay gently grasped the first two fingers and guided them to her mouth and sucked them for a moment.
I knew exactly what she wanted me to do once she released my hand I moved it down and while maintaining the rubbing with the other hand I gently eased in the now saliva damp fingers into her wanton sex.  once they were all the way in I began to lightly jiggle up and down inside enjoying the mild squelching sounds and moans.

I was loving this so I got a bit more adventurous and started pulling out till only the fingertips were still inside then easing back in all the while teasing her clit between the thumb and forefinger of the other hand.
“Ummmm you like playing down there don’t you you’re like a little boy with a new toy?”

I just glanced up smiled and nodded in the affirmative as I began to little by little pick up the pace.  I felt her tighten around my fingers slightly but was still able to maintain the pace as she was getting wetter by the second.  “Ahhhhh Oh my god don’t please don’t stop” she pleaded “Ah ah ah ah ah ah” she continued.  My arm began to ache but I refused to stop or even slow down.

Rachel was now somewhere else head thrown back hands a blur over nipples.  Suddenly her back arched and she let out an incredible moan as her vaginal muscles clamped down on my fingers forcing me to slow down the thrusting but I maintained the rubbing.  “Fuuuuuuuuuccckkkk!” She yelled her whole body seeming to shudder. 

She gestured for to stop I obliged and gently eased my fingers all the out of her.  I looked at my right a clear slightly viscous liquid coated the two fingers, I then looked down at her pussy some of the same liquid seemed to be trickling from her pussy.  Did this mean?  “Did you? Did I”?  I spluttered.  “Oh my god” I couldn’t believe what had happened.  Rachel was gasping for breath but still managed to smile and whisper “Thank you.”  Before pulling me in for another passionate kiss.  I had made a woman cum I really had and on my first try.  I cannot describe what an exhilarating feeling it was wow just wow.

We lay there in each other’s embrace for a while just enjoying the closeness when a cheeky little smile spread over Rachel’s face.
“Ooooh” I gasped without me noticing Rachel had slid a hand down and was now gently playing with my balls which induced an instant semi.  “Goooood looks like we’re not done just yet.” Rachel purred as she started to gently stroke my hardening member.  Oh it felt so good having her touch me. 

“Oooooh” I gasped again.  Rachel then rolled onto her back and said “Come here big boy!” “God that sounds cheesy” she continued gesturing for me to straddle her.  I obliged and sat with my knees either side in an attempt to limit the amount of weight I was putting on bottom of her rib cage.  “I’m not too heavy for am I?” I asked with a concerned tone.  “No you’re fine and you know you want to.”  She responded with a cheeky grin as squeezed her breasts around my cock and then began to tongue the tip.

I instinctively thrust forward.  “That’s it.” Rachel encouraged I continued to gently rock back and forth my cock now rock hard again.  I kept this up for a few minutes and then asked.
“May I? Do you have any?” Gesturing down to towards her sex.  “Ohhh looks like someone is ready for the main event.”  She replied reaching into a drawer on her bedside table and pulled out a little silver packet and carefully tore it open.  Out of the packet came a bright red condom which Rachel held the cap over the end of my cock and proceeded to gently roll it all the way down.  I completed my dismount and Rachel opened her legs inviting me in.

I didn’t need a second invitation I lay myself between her legs and with a little guidance from Rachel eased myself inside a woman for the very first time.
The sensation was incredible even through the condom.  “Oh yeah I gasped.”  I lay a hand on each side of her and looking Rachel right in the eyes, I began to move up and down very slowly at first but gradually picking up pace.  I got myself into a good rhythm and after a minute or so was loving every stroke.

I looked down at Rachel’s face although she smiled back at me I got the feeling she wasn’t enjoying it as much “I was about to ask you that can we try something else?”  I responded “Can we try doggy?” I asked nervously praying I wouldn’t offend her.
Rachel just smiled and said “Absolutely I love doggy!” Rachel rolled over and assumed the position sticking her arse up invitingly.  What an arse I now had opportunity to truly appreciate it up close. it was full and round and perfectly shaped and just like her breasts before I just had to get a handful.

  My hands bore down on either cheek which brought a surprised gasp from Rachel.  “Ssss sorry!” I stammered.  “Ummmmm nothing to apologise for I love it” came the reply.  I moved into position on my knees behind and with one hand on her firm buttocks, once again with a little guidance eased myself in with the other.   Once all the way my hands on her hips I began to thrust like before slowly at first but slowly picking up the pace until I found my rhythm.

This time Rachel was a lot more animated and once I was up to speed was meeting my thrusts with ones of her own.  “Oh yes this definitely your position Alex!”
I glanced over at the mirror on her dresser and saw a wanton sex goddess getting taken from behind well by me. Me!?!?  I was filled with manly pride and began to thrust harder which was met with gasps of “yes yes just like that” from Rachel.

I turned away from the mirror and back to the task at hand a on each buttock I thrust as hard and as fast as I could grunting and panting all the way.  I saw Rachel’s left hand disappear between her legs this spurred me on.  “Oh my god just like that don’t stop” came a repeated cry from Rachel.  “Fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me!”  She continued my knees were beginning to weaken but I ploughed on through literally and got my reward.
Her vaginal muscles began to clench around me like before making it harder to maintain my pace the Rachel then once again screamed “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckk!!”  Her entire body shuddered and she collapsed on the bed gasping for breath my member slipping out covered with in the same clear liquid as was on my fingers before I then collapsed beside her with legs like jelly and a big smile on face happy with a job well done.

We both just lay there for a while then Rachel rolled towards me and began to play in my chest hair she glanced down at my fella still semi erect in the condom and asked. “You didn’t cum?”
No but it’s ok you’ve been wonderful so glad my-.  She cut me off “No we can’t have that she said cheekily.”  As she gently peeled off the condom and began to suck me again. When I was once again fully at attention she slipped on a new identical condom.

My cock still in hand she threw her right leg over me into a straddling position and said.  “Don’t worry sweetheart this time I’m going to do all the work you just lay back and enjoy.”   With that she eased her still damp pussy onto my eager member with a satisfying squelch.  Rachel leant forward and once again began to play in my chest hair as her hips began to bounce up and down on my pole almost independent to the rest of her body. 

Slowly at first then she began to pick up the pace. I was in heaven I reached up to play once again with those beautiful breasts.   Rachel got faster and faster my hands fell to my side the sensation becoming overwhelming.  “Oh my god I’m close I’m close” I panted.  Rachel threw herself backwards then forwards her hands either side of my head her hair hanging down into may face.

I squinted my eyes in sexual ecstasy. “That’s it baby cum for me cum for me!”  A few strokes later I obliged letting out a feral roar as I did the sensations even more intense than the last time.  I thrust upwards involuntarily my whole body convulsing as I squirted what felt like a Tsunami of cum into the condom.  Rachel gently slowed down before collapsing on top of me I instantly wrapped my arms around her and panted “Thank you Oh my god thank you.”

Once I’d gathered myself and cleaned up which just lay together once again in silence just enjoying each other’s company for a minute.  Rachel broke the silence by asking “Well don’t want to give you a big head anything but that was probably the best I’ve ever had”.
I was genuinely taken aback by this and said “Wow umm ok I don’t know how to tell you this but-.” Rachel looked at me questioningly.  “I was a Virgin before this evening” I finished.  Rachel’s eyes opened wide and her mouth fell open for a moment, it looked like she was about to say something but instead she wrapped her arms around me and kissed me even more passion than before.

The  End.

[Brandybee]

                               

 14.        The  Neighbour .               PART   1      –        Mercer78 

So you want to hear about my first time well first let me give you a bit of background I was 21 my parents hadn’t long finalised their divorce and I was living with my mother in a council house in a not particularly friendly neighbourhood but we got by.

I was unemployed at the time so spent most of my time sat at home playing videogames.  It was on one of these days that I happened to glance out my window and see a moving van drive up and park up outside the house opposite ours.  Being a bit bored I moved to the window and took a closer look, as I did a car pulled up behind the van “must be whoever is moving in I thought to myself”. 

Out of the car stepped the most beautiful woman I had ever seen,  she was wearing a simple Iron Maiden t-shirt and blue jeans that hugged her figure perfectly she had long flowing brownie black hair.  It was a hot summer day so I could see beads of sweat gently rolling down her beautiful almost porcelain coloured skin, she glanced over the road and I jumped away from the window hoping she wouldn’t see me but I did just manage to catch a glimpse of her hazel eyes as I did.

“What were you looking at?” my mum had walked into the room without me noticing “Oh moving van looks like someone’s moving in across the road.” I said trying not to look sheepish.  “Well it’s about bloody time that place has been empty for months, still don’t know who owns it. It’s not council to well looked after, did you see who was moving in?”  “I only saw some woman late 20’s maybe early 30’s at a push.” I replied trying to sound nonchalant.   

“Alone?”She asked, “Just her and the movers I think didn’t see anyone else”.   Mum thought for a second then said “Tell you what why don’t pop over and introduce ourselves? We’ll till tomorrow of course give her chance to get settled in.” What you mean is go over under the pretence of being neighbourly to nose.” I responded. Now she looked a little sheepish for a moment then said “Are you seriously telling me you’re not a little curious?  Plus if she is ok we have to make sure those bloody reprobate’s down the road don’t scare her off.”   “Yeah you’re right I suppose” I conceded. 

That night I couldn’t stop thinking about her questions in my mind.  Who was she? Why would someone like that move onto a shitty estate like this?  My thoughts moved to her shapely body the beads of sweat rolling down her neck then under her shirt I Imagined getting close to her caressing her exploring her body with my hands.  As I drifted deeper and deeper into this fantasy I felt a familiar stirring in my boxers.  I instinctively reached down and began to wank through my shorts little splodges of pre-cum began to form on the front of my boxers but I didn’t care.  Then a thought occurred.  “Why would a woman like that be even remotely interested in a Muppet like me”?  With that the moment was gone.  I sighed to myself turned over and went to sleep.

So as agreed we went over to the new neighbours’ house I was excited and nervous at the same time.  My Mum must have noticed something was wrong because she looked at me and snapped “what’s wrong with you?  As she knocked on the door. 

There wasn’t time to answer as a we saw a figure moving towards the door.  “I’m not buying anything and I’m definitely not interested in finding Jesus” came a voice from behind the door.  My mother chuckled “no fear there my love we live across the road saw you move in yesterday just wanted to introduce ourselves”.  “Hmmmmmm ok.” Came the voice still a little suspicious with that she opened the door. 

I was able to get a much closer look at her this time she was wearing simple cut off jean shorts and a plain white t-shirt and had her hair tied back in a ponytail.   I would put her around 5’5 in height with an hour glass figure her legs were slim and elegant and perfectly proportioned her hips were mesmerising as she stood there.

Although I could only see from the front I could tell she had round perfectly shaped ass.  I could see she had lovely round breasts I could only speculate on size but they were big enough for me.  I realised I wasn’t paying attention to the conversation and shook myself back to reality. I have a tendency to day dream giving me the perfect alibi “sorry what was that?”

My mother glared at me annoyed that I hadn’t been paying attention. “I said since she’s living here alone that you probably would mind helping Ms Cavendish with her TV setup later.”   “Please call me Rachel” the lady interjected.  Ummm yeah ok I I I’ll take a look if you want” I stammered. “What time did you want me to come over?”  I asked. 

About half six?  Rachel responded. “That’s perfect” my mum responded without giving me chance to open my mouth.  “You’ll pop over straight after dinner” she continued.  I just nodded agreement and we left.  I couldn’t believe it I was actually going to be alone with her! I started to fantasise about what might happen.  Then said to myself “don’t be an idiot nothing’s going to happen is it!?”

I arrived at her door with a full ten minutes to spare and nervously knocked at the door.  A short time passed then as I was just turning to leave I heard a voice shout from inside the house “just a minute.”  I obliged and waited, a moment later the door opened. 
“Oh hello Alex” she said looking a little flustered but still enchanting to me.  “Sorry am I to early?” I asked.  “No it’s fine”, she replied “just I’ve been having a bit of a nightmare getting this place organised come in come in so glad you’re here.”   I followed her into the house up the short hallway past the staircase and to the right into the living room.

It was hard t believe she’d had only just moved apart from boxes and the wires of home entertainment centre strewn about that place looked pretty much immaculate.  “Oh I can’t take all the credit” she said seeing the look of astonishment on my face “my Mum and sister were over yesterday helping out”. 

“Think you can sort that lot out?” Rachel asked gesturing towards the TV and the mass of cables and speakers sat in front of it.  “I think so” I replied, “might take a little while though” I continued.  “Not in a hurry are you?” She asked, “no I got plenty of time as long as you don’t mind having me around.”  She smiled at me and my legs almost turned to jelly, “ awwww you’re such a sweetheart for doing this.”  With that she went into the kitchen and I sat down and set to work.

After a short time Rachel came back into the living room and sat on the sofa behind me, “Here you go” gesturing with a bottle of water she had in her hand.  “Oh thank you I was getting a little parched” I replied taking the bottle from her, she then opened the bottle she’d been holding in her other hand and began to drink.  “I needed that” she said while pausing for breath I to took a few swigs from my own bottle.

We began to engage in a little small talk and before I knew it we were just chatting away about various things completely forgetting about the task at hand, she then asked me “So you sure a young lad like you hasn’t anything better to do on a Friday night than sit here playing with cables?”  “Not really never really been the club/pub type” I replied.

“Really I used to be out every weekend when I was younger, too old now though” she replied. My brow furrowed “Too old!?” I questioned “how old do you think I am Alex?” She asked and I had no idea how to answer so I just decided to be honest “mid to late twenty’s maybe thirty at a push” I answered.  A warm smile spread across her face, “you really are lovely” she said “I’m 37” she continued. 

My eyes widened I was genuinely shocked by this, then she looked shocked “you really thought I was still in my twenties?” she asked.  I had no idea how to respond so I just sat there with my face feeling hotter and hotter, she looked at me brows slightly furrowed then her eyes widened suddenly and she said “ Oh my god you fancy me don’t you? Wait don’t answer that”
I couldn’t if I’d wanted to “ oh did you think?” She began to ask 

“No no I just wanted to help and thought maybe I could get to know you a bit better.  I’m no idiot I realise I’d be punching well out of my weight class with you.  You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met.”  Where was this coming from?  The words were just falling out of my mouth before I could stop them. 

“No one’s called me beautiful since………” she trailed off, an awkward silence followed.  Rachel suddenly jumped up off the sofa and said “Well I’m going to go up and have a shower and sort some things out upstairs you ok to finish up?  She asked.  “Ummm yeah not much left to do now I was going to quickly test it all then that’ll be it.”  With that she disappeared upstairs and I went back to work cursing my big mouth.

Time passed I had long finished my work and absently flicking around on the TV wondering what to do.  Do I wait do I leave, I really couldn’t decide so I just sat there admiring my handiwork.
  Then I thought I heard a voice from upstairs so I shut everything off and called “Hello?!”

“Alex” came the reply “Are you done down there? If so can you come up here and have look at something in the bedroom?” 
So I got up and made my way upstairs assuming that there was a TV or something she wanted me to have a look at.  As I reached the top of the stairs I looked to my right and saw that the door to the master bedroom was wide open but I saw no sign of Rachel.

I walked into the bedroom and had a look round. Clearly Rachel had an affection for red and black as a colour combination as the rug on the hardwood floor the curtains and the bedspread were all black with red trim, the walls were plain white which made these colours stand out all the more.  As I looked around the room I saw antique dresser with 3 mirrors on top against the right hand wall the window with drawn curtains was to the left, the bed was against the back wall with a small bedside table to the left of it. 

For some reason there were 2 glasses on the bedside table on was empty the other had a green liquid in it.  The room was illuminated by 2 stand up lamps which were in each back corner.  I was a little confused as I saw no sign of a TV or anything, the only electrical devices I could see were the lamps a radio alarm clock that sat on the bedside table and a hairdryer on the dresser.  What had she called me up here for?  Then I felt someone enter the room behind me.

I turned around and saw her and immediately fell backwards onto the bed in shock.  Rachel was stood there wearing a black corset with red trim with matching panties sleeves and stockings that came up to just above her knees with little red bows on the top.

She was truly a magnificent sight to behold gently swaying her hips from side to side. Her soft brown hair hanging each side of her face falling over her shoulders stopping just above the top of breasts.  She wore ruby red lipstick and just a little bit of black eye liner.  My focus was the corset itself which had red lace going up the front of the corset then splitting to cup her breasts.  I couldn’t help but stare and was unsure whether I could see her nipples through the lace or not.

  “So what do you think?” She asked I couldn’t answer I had no words.  “Oh so you like it!”  She smiled noticing the growing bulge in my shorts.  “You know it’s been a long time since I dressed like this for anyone makes me feel sexy again.” She continued
“how could ever not feel sexy you’re magnificent” I managed to blurt out.

“You’re sweet maybe you’ll understand when you’re a little older.”  I found her answer a little patronising I think she sensed my change in mood because she leant into me brushing my erection as she did, looked deep into my eyes for then kissed me.  I was filled with a desire that went beyond simple lust.  I leant forward was about to put my arms around her but she pulled away again.  She stood before me again with a naughty smile on her face.  “Someone’s getting a little eager aren’t they?” She teased “Although I think you’ve earned a little treat for being so sweet.”

With that she removed one of the sleeves and dropped it to the floor, the other she took a bit more time over then swung it above head before throwing it my direction.  She danced around the room seductively before leaning into me her beautiful breasts right in my face before backing up and beginning to unfasten her corset, I leant forward in eager anticipation.

Rachel undid her corset top but held it in place with her right arm just for a few moments to increase the anticipation, before opening her arms with a “ta da” as it fell to the floor.  I couldn’t take my eyes of them they looked magnificent large but still firm and pert, her nipples and areola’s almost matching the colour of her lips.
I yearned to touch them to hold them to gently lick those nipples.  Rachel could tell I was enamoured with them.  She folded over her bosom and giggled “think we can safely say you’re a breast man, but I’m not done yet.”  She gently slipped her done from her chest slide down each side until she caught the top of her panties with her thumbs.

She then tucked her thumbs under the waistband pulling it outward from each side and began to slowly and carefully pull her panties down over her stockings without disturbing them.  Bent all the way over she stepped out of them gently backwards before picking them up and holding them out gleefully with her right hand.  I could now appreciate this earth bound goddess in her full splendour.

Rachel stood there looking at me leaning slightly to her right with a cheeky little smile on her face.  She had a truly divine body her hips the perfect width her lady garden as I like to call it was perfect jet black and perfectly groomed. 
My cock was iron girder hard and it almost ached.  Rachel kneeled before me and whispered “Let’s see if we can’t do something about that shall we!?”

As she reached for my waistband and pulled down my shorts and underwear in one fluid motion over my feet and off to one side.  My dick sprang straight back up completely rigid, I can’t remember being this hard before or since.

“Oh is that for me you are too kind.”  She purred huskily as she gently took my member in one hand and gently cupped and tickled my balls with the other. 

[Brandybee]

                                                   

   The  Porn  Lady              Part  2      –      Covems 

I helped her into the pickup truck and drove her up to the cabin, and we were soon there.  That’s when she dropped the bombshell.  Carol scooted over on the truck seat so she was right next to me. 

She put her hand on my thigh and whispered into my ear.  “I’ve always had a fantasy of fucking a cowboy.”  Her hand moved higher on my thigh and towards the inside.  I could feel my cock swelling from the feel of her hot hand.  “I want to fuck him in the saddle, on a horse.”

Miss Carol kissed me on the cheek, then sucked on my earlobe.  “Interested?”  She whispered.

Another man would have told her he wasn’t a real cowboy.  Another man would have told her that he worked at marketing research in New Jersey.  I said.  “Yes.”  It came out as a choking sound, so I cleared my throat and stated.  “Yes.”

“Also,” she continued, “I want to record it.  It won’t be for public consumption…  it will only be for me.”  Her hand moved onto my cock as her tongue snaked its way into my ear.  “I want to keep it to watch when I want.”  She squeezed my hard cock.  “Still interested?”

I turned in the seat and kissed her full on the mouth.  She moaned softly into our kiss when my hand found its way to her breast and squeezed gently.  I broke the kiss.  “Yes, ma’am.”  I said.  “But this will be my first time ever being filmed like this.”

Miss Carol tilted her head back and laughed, then looked into my eyes.  I could feel myself melting into her gaze.  “JR and Susie are leaving tomorrow afternoon.  Actually, that would be this afternoon.”  She said, realizing that it was way past midnight.  “Ted and I are staying behind another day to shoot some stock footage.”  Kiss.  “And don’t worry about it being your first time.”  She gave my cock another squeeze.  “I’m sure you’ll do just fine.”  She stroked my length, “Oh yes, just fine.”

Miss Carol moved her hand from my cock and now her fingers played with one of the snaps on my shirt.  I took her into my arms, pulled her as close to me as I could and kissed her again, my hand moved to her hair.  It was good to feel her being receptive to my kiss and kissing me back.  I felt my shirt loosen as she undid one of the top snaps.  She broke the kiss.

“You could come by next morning.”  Miss Carol said, as another snap on my shirt was undone while she was kissing me again.

I was stroking her hair and said.  “Yes ma’am, I can do that.”  Kiss.  “I’ll come up on Lucy.”  Kiss.  “She’s an old horse, but very gentle.”  I kissed her again.

Another snap on my shirt was opened and Miss Carol slid her hand inside.  “Mmmmm…” she said, “I love hair on a strong chest.”  Her fingers twirled along my chest.

We kissed again, a deep, lingering kiss.  “What time should I come.”  I said.

She giggled and said.  “We don’t know yet cowboy, but if you get here in the early morning… say… around 9, that would be good.”  She kissed me full on the mouth again, and then started sliding back on the seat, heading for the door.  Miss Carol broke the kiss and said.  “The next morning, then.  I’m looking forward to it already cowboy.”

“Yes ma’am.”  I said, “I’ll be here.”

With that, Miss Carol exited the truck and I watched her ass wiggle as she climbed the steps to the cabin porch.  She turned to face me once she reached the door, and blew me a kiss, smiled and went inside.

The next day was spent doing chores and working in the barn, and all the while I was wondering what I was going to be expected to do.  I also wondered if this was the right thing to be doing.  Miss Carol did assure me that this was only to be for her, kind of a memento of her stay here at the ranch.  The day passed by a little slower than I would have liked but it finally did end and I spent an easy evening by the fire.

Dawn broke early on the big day and once the sun started peeking over the horizon, I was awake.  I went about my normal morning chores.  When finished with them I saddled up Lucy, and announced that I was going up to the south cabin.

The ride to the cabin was peaceful.  It was already a warm morning as Lucy and I made our way there.  Coming around a small copse of trees the cabin came into view, and I could see that one of their vehicles was now gone.  Miss Carol was sitting on the porch railing with her back towards me.  I adjusted my hat and Lucy did a little trot as we approached.  Miss Carol turned and waved to us.

I rode Lucy up to the cabin and dismounted.  “I’ve been waiting for you.”  Miss Carol said to me.  She called into the cabin and told Ted that I was there.  Miss Carol then came down the steps and wrapped her arms around me and pulled me down for a quick kiss.  I was a little shocked when her tongue darted between my lips.  She broke the kiss and said.  “I’m already horny.”

I smiled at her and said.  “You’re getting’ me there right quick, Miss Carol.”  I pulled her closer and we kissed again.  My hand wandered down to capture an ass cheek.

“Hey.”  Ted said from the porch.  “Wait until I get the camera, will you?”

We giggled into our kiss and looked into each other’s eyes.  I took Lucy and put her up under the feed stall cover, to get her in the shade.  “I just want to put her up out of the sun until we’re ready.”  I said to Miss Carol.  “Then I’ll need you to tell me what you want.”

“Why don’t you go ahead and get undressed.”  Miss Carol said.  “I’ll do the same and I’ll be right out.”  She headed into the cabin.

I proceeded to strip my clothes off and put them on one of the bales of hay that were stacked under the cover.  I felt a little self conscious standing around in my all-together under the cover with Lucy standing beside me and some guy with a video camera by us.

About 5 minutes later, Miss Carol comes out of the cabin wearing that robe she had on the other day and a pair of cowgirl boots.  “No,” she says, “put your hat back on, and your boots.”  She had a big smile and continued.  “Boots and hat and that’s it.”

I stepped into my boots and placed my hat on my head and held out my arms.  “How do I look now?”

“Fantastic.”  She said and walked up to me and took my cock in her hand and began a slow stroke.  I was instantly hard.

Being a male, and a competitive one at that, I couldn’t help myself and asked how I measured up.  “Oh Kip,”  Miss Carol purred.  “You measure up just fine… except…”

I felt myself blushing.  “Except what?”  I asked.

“Your hair.”  She answered.  “Could I convince you to shave there?  It makes it easier to see all the parts.  I’ll do it for you if you want.”

I had a mental image running through my mind of ejaculating while Miss Carol shaved my balls.  “For you, Miss Carol,” I said.  “I’ll do it, but I better do it myself.  Do you want me to shave it all off?”

She said no, that just shaving my balls would be enough.  Then she took me by the hand and led me into the cabin.  Miss Carol produced a disposable razor and can of shave cream.  I used that to carefully shave and was soon was ready.  I came out of the cabin and Miss Carol smiled and said.  “Perfect.”

I climbed up into the saddle and maneuvered Lucy close to the railing of the cabin’s porch.  “It would probably be easier for you to climb in this way.”  I said to Miss Carol. 

Miss Carol dropped her robe off and got up on the rail with Ted’s help and took my hand as I moved back in the saddle, then she sort of slid in facing me.  We were soon situated on Lucy and Ted asked me to move us into the sunlight.  I did that and while moving Lucy there, Miss Carol had a hold of me and was slowly stroking me.  I was immediately hard again.

Once we were where Ted wanted us, I wrapped an arm around Miss Carol and pulled her into me.  I wanted to feel those bare breasts against my chest.  We kissed passionately, with our tongues darting back and forth in a dance.  She continued stroking me and I could feel myself becoming too excited.

I broke the kiss and whispered, “Careful Miss Carol, it might go off.”

She giggled a bit and said, “That’s okay cowboy.  I know how to reload it.”

Miss Carol then maneuvered and leaned back, she then took my cock and guided it into her pussy.  She was wet and hot and felt so damned good.  We were in the “sitting joy” position, except we were on horseback instead of a bed. 

I knew I wasn’t going to last very long and tried to slow our motions, but Miss Carol was living her fantasy and kept riding up and down.  I tried to warn her that I was close.  Lucy took a couple of steps and then spun.  Miss Carol almost lost her balance and I had to grab her to keep her from falling off.  I said, “Got a little extra ride there.”

Miss Carol giggled again, then got a look of pleasure on her face that heightened mine.  I could feel it coming on.  I told her that I was going to cum.  I said it out loud, but she kept going.

I felt it begin in my toes.  The sensations traveled like greased lightening up to my balls and I tried to get Miss Carol off, so as not to cum inside her, but the first spurt did.  Miss Carol’s eyes got wide as she felt me cum.  I said I was cumming and she pulled back a little, freeing my cock from her pussy.

I spurted again, and my cum landed on her tits.  “Wow!”  Miss Carol said as another long spurt hit her in the tummy.  She reached under my balls and squeezed, shutting down the flow of my semen.  I was leaning into her, holding her while my sensations died down.

“That didn’t last long.”  Ted said.  That kind of startled me as I forgot that he was filming us.  We decided to clean up and give me time to recover before doing it again.

Lucy was getting fidgety anyway, being in the sun, so I dropped down out of the saddle and helped Miss Carol down.  She slid into my arms and I carried her to the porch.  Her body felt so good in my arms.  It had been a long time since I had held a woman that way and I had forgotten just how nice it was.

We cleaned up with some towels, then after about 10 minutes we remounted Lucy and started again.  We were in the same position, with me inside her.  She was riding me pretty good and I felt confident that I wasn’t going to be premature again.

Lucy took another spin, trying to get out of the sun, and again we almost lost our balance.  So I took Lucy over by the feed cover and took a hold of the rail near the roof.  That steadied Lucy and got her out of the sun.  I told Ted he was just going to have to adjust.

After some time in this position, with Miss Carol riding me she decided to turn around in the saddle and have me enter her from behind.  It took some maneuvering, but once we got situated and Miss Carol got a foot in one of the stirrups she really began to ride me.

There wasn’t much I could do, except lean back and enjoy it.  My free hand was busy roaming Miss Carol’s body and handling those big tits of hers.  Then I hunched forward and got more into the saddle and found I could hold on to the back of it and thrust harder into her.

Her pussy was so wet, so hot and felt so fantastic on my cock that again, I forgot all about Ted and his camera.  I was able now to push against Miss Carol as she went up and down, like riding a horse… up and down, up and down.  She started to moan loudly, and ride me faster so I pushed up harder, burying myself as deep into her as I could.

She started to cum and was talking in a husky voice about how good it was, and how she loved it.  “Fuck me cowboy, fuck me!”  She kept saying.  Harder and harder my thrusts were, trying to bring as much pleasure to her as I could.  Her cowboy fantasy on horseback was being fulfilled.  Those tits of hers bouncing hard on her chest, with her head back was driving me on, wanting to give it to her harder and harder.

She stopped suddenly and leaned back to kiss me.  We kissed hard, deep.  I pulled her close and held her with my free hand.  I could feel her cum and wetness running down my balls and said, “This saddle will never be looked on the same way again.”  She laughed hard at that one, then remarked that she was getting a burn from the saddle leather.

Miss Carol decided that she “wanted to finish her cowboy off” under the feed cover.  So I again helped her off of Lucy and she ran inside the cabin to get a blanket from the bed.  I pulled Lucy under the cover so she would be out of the sun and she could munch on some hay.  Miss Carol came back and we spread the blanket on some hay bales, she layed down on them and I kneeled in on another bale.  We were in the “kneeling boy” position.

Miss Carol was still wet and I entered her easily, completely in one slow push.  Then we really started to go at it.  Me thrusting in and out of her, holding her boot clad feet with my arms as she fucked back against me.  My thrusts were met by hers.  She was moaning and talking, I was moaning and watching her breasts swim around on her chest.  She came again, then one more time.  I was getting very close, too.

She could sense how close I was and said, “I want you to cum on my face.  I want to taste you.”

I pulled out and she spun on the blanket and sat up.  I got up close and she began to suck my cock and pump it with her hand.  I reached in to help a little and I could feel it building.  I let out a moan and let go of my cock.

Miss Carol continued to stroke me as I came on her tongue!  I let loose with spurt after spurt, not a lot in each, as I was not fully recovered from my earlier orgasm.  But there was enough there to coat her tongue, her chin, and some dribbled down to her breasts.

Then Miss Carol took my cock into her mouth and gave me a quick suck, taking more cum from me.  She blew a cum bubble out onto her lips, then proceeded to wipe it with my cock. 

Miss Carol again took me into her mouth and suck the cum off of me and blew another cum bubble from her lips, then said.  “What do you think?  Think it looks good on me?”

“Oh yeah”, was about all I could mutter.  “Yeah I do.”

She moaned and then blew another cum bubble, pressing her lips together and pushing my cum out onto her lips.  Miss Carol sucked my cock a few more times then blew yet another cum bubble and coated her lips with it.

“I like being outdoors.”  She said.

“You like it here, huh?”  I replied.

Miss Carol laughed, stuck her tongue out and licked her lips.  She then looked me straight in the eyes and said, “Thank you, baby.”

“You’re welcome, honey.”  I said to her.  Her eyes could still melt the mountains, I thought.

We cleaned up with some towels and water from the wash basin, and for her “last scene”, Miss Carol wanted to ride double and head out the gate, and she wanted to do it naked.

So we mounted Lucy once again, with Miss Carol in front and me on the rear of the saddle.  We were both naked except for our boots and I was wearing my hat.  My cock was pressed against her ass and I made a remark about getting excited again.  I told her I had fun doing this and anytime she wanted to come back to the ranch, she was welcomed.

Then Miss Carol turned and kissed me “I will.” She said, “You make all my fantasies come true.”  I kissed her neck and shoulder, and she asked if I was ready to go.

I turned Lucy and we rode out the gate.  Only I didn’t stop once we reached the end, I kept going.  I told Miss Carol that I was kidnapping her and going to keep her for my own.  “It’s the Montana way.”  I said.  She laughed and turned and kissed me again, as I brought Lucy to a stop.

After getting dressed, I rode back to the house and put Lucy up.  Miss Carol and Ted stopped by to tell us they were leaving and she wrapped her arms around my neck and gave me a big kiss in front of everyone.  I mean a deep, passionate one.  Then she turned to my Mama and said, “Mrs. Martin, I had a lovely time here.  Thank you so much, everyone… for everything.”  Then she got back into their car and they drove off.

I could feel myself redden when Mama said, “You got lipstick on your ear, Kip.  Now how do you suppose that got there?”  Mama walked back into the house and I turned and watched Miss Carol driving off.

I never saw Miss Carol again after that.  Well… not in person at least.  We communicated via e-mails for a while, but our lives were on different paths, and eventually the e-mails stopped.  Every now and then, when I’m feeling a bit melancholy I’ll type her screen name into an internet search and view a picture of her or a short video.  So imagine my surprise when one search turned up a piece of a video of a cowboy, wearing just boots and a hat, and Miss Carol doing it in the saddle.

I suppose I should be angry.  After all, she said it was only for her, but I think of that smile and those mountain melting eyes, and I think.  “Yep Kip.  That’s you in that saddle with Miss Carol.”  And that’s not a bad thought.

The  End.

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