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RIP Maureen O'hara.

xxx

[Brandybee]

LOL…  hehe,  You are not     He has to fit in with you so it flows    

It helps you … you back each other up … that is if you lose of course lol

[Brandybee]

Hey Nat33, Welcome to the fun and good on ya for getting stuck right in.

I don't understand the Fussyball either but I know how the point spread works LOL  and  how to bet …  the rest just flows natural  lol

ok.  Back to serious business …   I have a game with Fixxgiggle's team … Its a Battle of the Birds  😮 😮

MONDAY Oct. 26 2015

Baltimore Ravens  –  Brandybee     at     Arizona Cardinals     –   Fixxgiggle

And you are a writer –   lets make this interesting shall we ….  Obviously as the underdog, I want 9 points head start 

If you lose and you will,  I want an interacting post with Maron should she lose too ie, acknowledge and mention her before / after turn in the chair and her costume  .  I'd like you to choose a halloween costume,  do a song on stage accompanied by the House band (Cocks N Roses) at the AB&G and try one of Old Joe's  cocktails in the Dentists Chair.  The choice of halloween costume, song & cocktail is yours. Enjoy and be inspired

Now for your profile 

This look for 3 days   ( Borrowed from Blayne… Thanks … It is a great look… Thank you. )

Banner –  I'm Brandybee's BirdyBitch. She is quite amazing

You up to living up to your name FixxGiggle or you just  a  Trixxychickle      ? ? ?

[Brandybee]

Another new designer in Artists Alley.

Welcome and I hope you enjoy your time here.

Thank you for sharing your designs and I hope we see many more of your creations.

Good Luck.

[Brandybee]

@Lover
It wasn't a german nor me at all who said this…but I admit, I had to laugh reading this

Me too.  :-*  However…  it still doesn't get you out of wearing an English Footy shirt

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[Brandybee]

The Cologne Cathedral took 632 years to build. (Bill Bryson in Neither Here Nor There (p. 88) wrote: “It is absolutely immense, over 500 feet long and more than 200 feet wide…It can hold 40,000 people. You can understand why it took 700 years to build – and that was with German workers. In Britain they would still be digging the foundations.”)

Our Polish builders are the best.

[Brandybee]

to the land

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For females .. Tops seem to stay on as do one pieces,  like the one piece leather costumes and swim wear.

Some skirts stay on but panties disappear..    I wear a one piece to spare my blushes and peaks under the table

Its mainly trial and error to find out.  The bug bear is forgetting to change it again when you room a date lol.

Good Luck.

[Brandybee]

I leave my dungeon, having put the last finishing touch of make- up on and step outside for some fresh air.

I see some bats flying round and smile, even they know it’s coming up to Halloween.

Taking my witches broom, I step inside the AB&G just in time to see Freddie teasing Stone with his white scary mask and bucket head. He looks quite sinister but that guitar sound he plays is phenomenal.

I hear him shout, … “Ready to Rock …” and I wave at him and blow him a kiss.

All the 7 dwarfs begin to dance with the other patrons and welcome one of their visiting cousins on to the dance floor dressed as a blood sucking spiderman. He shows off his moves in spectacular fashion…

Old Joe grabs my attention, “Want to try a Zombie Brain?”  he asks and guides me to the Dentist’s Chair …  (1 ounce Peach Schnapps ; 1 teaspoon Baileys ;1/2 teaspoon Grenadine )

It certainly looks quite evil and stomach churning

[img width=200]http://cdn-image.myrecipes.com/sites/default/files/styles/300×300/public/zombie-brain-shots-mr.jpg?itok=sslz8iol[/img]

Old Joe pours it into his special jug with the long spout and I lie back with my mouth open in the Dentist’s chair.

“You got your strawberry and cards ready?”  He asks.

I smile and take one out of the fruit bowl on the attached table on the arm rest and wave the cards at him, flicked over to display Cocktail Number 4 – the number representing Zombie Brains.

“3, 2, 1 ..”   Old Joe counts down and pours the cocktail into my mouth.

It tastes quite delicious and the potent alcohol fills my mouth and threatens to over spill. I swallow furiously till all the shot has gone. Only a slight trickle dribbles from the corner of my mouth. The alcohol gives me a delightful warm glow. My tongue darts out and sexily laps it up.

Then I sit up, straighten my witch’s hat, slowly rise from the chair, bite into the succulent strawberry a little way and look around to share half of it with the next victim of the Dentist’s Chair…

I spot the next person and edge towards them with the juicy strawberry between my lips ready to pass on half the strawberry in a semi kiss, the booklet of flip-over-cocktail-numbers and the unspoken invitation to try one of Old Joe’s cocktails in the chair, just like I had done a few minutes earlier …

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What story theme would you like our Achat & Forum writers to use in the next story contest?

EROTIC STORY CONTEST 11 SUGGESTIONS TO DATE

1. Blackmail The victim has no choice but to do as she / he is told
2. Mind Control. When someone can control your mind and body and whether you remember it, eg Hypnosis, special powers from self or artefact.
3. Back to nature – Eg  camping trips, survival trips, deserted islands,  crystal lake type stories ; cast away with more then a football
4. Leidenschaft. – When love is combined with hate. Pleasure with suffering. Passion with destruction. Emotion with reason. Lust with self control…
5. Christmas Time – many variations… Office Party, Home from College, Vacation. sitting at home alone – masturbation scene  :o)
6. Motor racing – cars / F1/ Indy / bikes / Isle of Mann TT / boats /gokarts
7. Super Hero / Villain. eg- our hero has a super power that saves the day or wants to take over the world, with some super sex thrown in lol
8. Concert – includes Backstage, stage, auditorium, open air etc…
9. 1950's –  the era of rock & roll, the cold war, Greasers, Beatniks and television.
10. Biker or Bikie theme           –Biker Club
                                                –Biker corrupts and makes a sweet lil innocent girl his Bitch.
                                                –Biker shows an ordinary urban Housewife the wild side of life shes always fantasized about.
                                                –Biker breaksdown side of road and Daddys sweet lil angel of a daughter stops and offers him a ride.
                                               –Car full of young coeds breaksdown and along comes a Biker.
                                               –Biker and the Preachers daughter fall in love.

That's the  10    Thank you everyone for those wonderful suggestions, all very interesting.

No more suggestions now though. I'll open the poll up for the vote to decide the theme for Erotic Story Contest 11..

SEE ABOVE. Please vote for the theme that inspires you and gets your juices flowing … May the best theme win  

@ FoxyRoxxy …See 4 above … its basically passions and opposing forces… 

@HB  Lots of themes could be linked but I like to separate them for the moment for the vote. Once we know the winning theme.. I'll outline more what the theme could mean

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@ AusWoody  quote  “OK so WE WIN  end of story  lololololol”

mmmm  Really?   You see, you may not know …  but …

The Queen holds the ability to fire the entire Australian government.

As the head of state in Australia, the Queen has certain powers over the government. In 1975, for example, the Queen's representative in the country at the time, Gov. Gen. Sir John Kerr, fired the prime minister in response to a government shutdown.

“[Kerr] appointed a replacement, who immediately passed the spending bill to fund the government, Max Fisher wrote in The Washington Post. “Three hours later, Kerr dismissed the rest of Parliament. Then Australia held elections to restart from scratch. And they haven't had another shutdown since.”

Careful of the Pommies Babes… we have ways of …  mmmm   tell you later in our cabin  lolol.

[Brandybee]

Sting – The Best of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r84k2WjNQ6Y

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Blayne     Peeka

You look beautiful  mwahhhhhh's Phew … close call on the other games … un- luck- yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy  guys  lol.

[Brandybee]

CALLING Peeka, Oli, AusWoody, Blayne, Sylique …

SUNDAY Oct. 18 2015

Baltimore Ravens vs San Francisco 49ers

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> BRANDYBEE vs SYLQUE

including the teams you are playing, I will adopt …

Denver Broncos Peeka at Cleveland Browns  T Brandybee  (With 5 points head start for me)

Houston Texans  T. Brandybee at Jacksonville Jaguars Blayne

Kansas City Chiefs  T Brandybee at Minnesota Vikings Auswoody (With 4 points head start for me)

Miami Dolphins Icebox at Tennessee Titans  T Brandybee

Would you care for a little flutter??

If I (The Baltimore Ravens or my adopted teams as indicated above ) win The Game ..  you dress

Female
For 3 days & ensure pic is posted in the topic –
Gollam look pale skin
Birthday hat
Gimp mask
Tiger striped Sexy Costume
Yellow Shoes

Male

For 3 days and ensure pic is posted in the topic –
Gollam look pale skin
Pumpkin head.
Golfers outfot
Stars and strips ankle boots

Banner “European Football is more superior to American Fussyball”

And posts of an erotic strip in the Erotic Story Section for Halloween in the AB&G … rather like chip n dales show –  to be mutually agreed and when it appropriately fits in with the storyline.

What do you say guys and gals ? 

[Brandybee]

10 Facts about the United Kingdom.

1. Nowhere in the UK is more than 70 miles (113km) from the sea! A place called Coton in the Elms is the furthest place from the sea.

2. It is considered an act of treason to put a postage stamp with the queen’s head upside down on an envelope!

3. In addition to the UK and Australia, the Queen is also the head of state in Antigua and Barbuda, the Bahamas, Barbados, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu.
All the above are Commonwealth Realms, or former British colonies. The British sovereign retains the position she holds in the United Kingdom, that of head of state. As in Britain, this is largely a ceremonial role from day to day.

4. Our wonderful city London has not always had this name. In the past it has been called Londonium, Ludenwic, and Ludenburg!

5. All prosecutions are carried out in the name of the Sovereign, and The Queen is both immune from prosecution and cannot be compelled to give evidence in court.

6. Big Ben is not actually the name of the clock, it is the name of the bell which is inside the clock.

7. Black cab (taxi) drivers in London have to memorise every street and important building in London within six miles from Charing Cross and they need to take a test called ‘The Knowledge’ before they can drive a cab.

8.  The Queen owns all the sturgeons, whales, and dolphins in the waters around the UK, in a rule that dates back to a statute from 1324, during the reign of King Edward II.  She also owns all unmarked swans in open UK waters. 

9. The picture of the Queen on £1 coins show her age at the time they were made.

10. England was part of the shortest war in history. They fought Zanzibar in 1896 and Zanzibar surrendered after just 38 minutes!

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