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lol, well lemme describe Denisee as well seeing as Lydia couldn't because she wasn't too familiar with her.

Denisee ~ An enchanting woman, who knows how to ensnare unsuspecting men with her beauty and charm. Be weary. She will bring you down to your knees. 

Zoerink ~ He's cool and laid back. Also, his name is one in which I've never understood the meaning behind. I imagine it stands for something masculine like minotaur or massive erection.

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Sideshow Bob.

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*blows kisses at Su*  :-*

Happy New Year. Yes. better late then never, right? 

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@Susan and Nat

Lover and me have bonded so well after our foot massage, that he -along with the lovely silly Susan  :-*- are free to be a little rude with one another. Each jab brings us closer. Lover and Hukk forever.

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@ Blue

Oh Blue. lol, yea I was just joking. By now you should know most of what I say shouldn't be taken seriously. I'm just a silly dummy.  :

Though, you'd be surprised by how successful I can be, by just being silly. I have actually recited a poem similar to what I typed earlier and have been successful. It's like what BB says. For some, that sort of humor can be gold..while at times it can be a cold lump of shit. Just gotta know how to read em'.

My trademark ice breaker though? This:

@—-'–,—-'–,—'–    A rose for the princess    *winks* 

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*warps arms around Lucian*

Ah, my new friend…looks like you discovered that the achat seas are not so kind to new swimmers.

Alright, lemme give you some Pro Hukk Tips. These are guaranteed to get you doing the 'no pants dance' in no time.

Step 1) Include babe in every pm you make. Including Babe is essential. It says to them “This guy is a douche…but he carries himself with such confidence that he must be good in the sack. I'll sleep with him.”

Step 2) Opening line should have some sort of compliment aimed at her anatomy. Because, you need to stick out somehow right? Nice boobs, and nice ass works fine, but try if you can to write a poem before hand describing her buttocks before you message her.

I.E ~ “Roses are red. Violets are blue. You have a nice ass. Sleep with me.”

Step 3) Sing her a song about how awesome you are and why she should room with you. This should only be used if the above methods didn't work. Be warned this last option works so well, that you'll soon find yourself swamped by invites after word of your master seduction spreads across achat like wild fire.

Your welcome.

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OOH. Scandalous!

Too bad about the conclusion though. The guy at least tried to live up to his name. Unfortunately for him, Pookie wasn't having it.  :

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Noooo problems Amy. I do what I can. 

The banner theme you suggested was fun in creating. I got silly with the fog effect.

Also, here is the other version of the banner that didn't make the cut. RIP Banner B.

*pours liquor on ground*

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Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes.  😮

Been a little vacant here without you two delinquents posting your themed gifs. We needed both of your guidance. We didn't know what to post on whatever given day! It was pure chaos. Order has returned.

*Busts out some themed gifs*

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*Comes in to get smooched instead*

Aw. You shouldn't have.  :

Next to post is sexi.

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Of course. I hope you don't mind that I'm in my power ranger pj's.

Next to post knows we ain't got time for that.

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Singing in the rain.

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Tango ~ They say Tangoracer was conceived within some dark ancient forest unknown to humans. Raised by ancient animal spirits, he now walks among us…..a being of grace, supreme intellect, and physical beauty. Also, he has an English accent.

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Nope, but I'll give you a hug Zoe. *hugs*

Next to post is Blue.

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What about a challenge, ladies!?

My money is on the purple Dildo. C'mon baby! Papa' needs a new pair of shoes!

Below is a video of a situation many guys -whether married or not- have encountered. Try not to be as obvious as this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xDXF0agUeM

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