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Slipping on stage when Tango announces the slow song, I see Martin smile as I swing my leg over and settle down on his lap. Wiggling in slow rhythm to the music, I feel him slowly respond. Leaning in, I kiss his neck and whisper in his ear. He looks at me with widen eyes and slowly goes to feel that what I had said was true. His face lit up in a big smile and I could tell he was having a hard time concentrating too much on the rest of the bar after that. Thankfully his part was very easy for this song, I think to myself with a little giggle.

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But I prefer smaller breasted women Sexi… :

you would do just anything to get the breasts huh

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wb Covems and next time might want to be a bit more gentle so you don't destroy the house hehe

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Maybe I should cry more

LOL James. It won't work on me

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There's only one guy you want to tease with that outfit SEXI   

HEHEHEHE : yes and can't wait till I get it and can tease him.

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Ok so I splurged and ordered a new outfit today and thought I'd tease you guys again :

and got one of these in case I wanted something a bit different to wear underneath

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I bet someone will say the beer…..  :

Nope not me lol. I actually saw that she was a blond first cause I was trying to read the post above and just saw her head.

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want more sexi!?

Like you HAVE to ask that question

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Since someone brought up monsters in another post. I thought I would share some “monsters” of my own. Yes there are many others out there that would be monsters, but I thought these should be mentioned as they are probably not thought of first off. [red] NOTE: the pictures are of the animal and not the penis but the info following says how big it gets. [/red]

One of the largest penis belongs to not a mammal but to this first animal. It can be bigger than their body by 5-10 times. This animal also MAKES new penises (cause it breaks once in a while hhhmmmmm maybe cause of the size). This animal is none other than the BARNACLE.

This next animal has a penis that is the size of its own body. Imagine having one as big as your body. Although this animal isn't a large one, it also makes it on the monster list. Give it up for the BANANA SLUG.

This next animals penis isn't truly known how long for the full size, but it is about the same length as itself. It could be over 6 ft., so give a big hand for the GREATER HOOK SQUID. [red] NOTE: exception this animal does show the penis [/red]

This final animal I will post has a penis of 12 ft. coiled up in its midsection ready to spring out and find its partner. Lets give a warm welcome to this bird, the ARGENTINE LAKE DUCK.

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Guys, get a room you both! 

There is enough space for all!?

Well all who want to join

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But you have to play the girl  :

I can play the girl quite well

@Lover: I lack the shapely assets to play that girl :p

Thanks Sexi, volunteering to play the girl saved me the dilemma. I'd gladly play the boy now :

You can play the boy with me  :

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Sexi:

I can play the girl quite well

Oh, I always thought you are a girl  :

YOU PEEKED

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I uncovered Superman's true identity LOL

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LOL was looking at some animals and found this

Caption for photo reads “Sumatera tiger (Panthera tigris sumatrae). This subspecies of tiger …”

True picture of a Sumatran tiger

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