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[Zuzannah]

I saw this whilst looking for ugly Christmas sweaters.

To be honest it took me a while to understand it.   : :

[Zuzannah]

See those bastards over there, they're the bloody judges for that writing competition. 

They don't know bloody anything.

(If offended by this, please say and I'll remove it)

[Zuzannah]

Well, to be honest I didn't expect that.

Huge thank you to Vaughan and Jessi  *HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*  :-* :-* :-*

And to everyone that participated.  :-* :-*

[Zuzannah]

Well Said   *hugssssssssss*

  Only last night I had a really nice time too.  I know what you're thinking.  No, Just No ok.

  Me and a friend of mine chatted for quite some time.  Only after seeing that it was just past 1 AM in the bloody morning that I had to say my goodbyes.

  So, yeah, embrace the good times.

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[img width=400]https://i.imgur.com/p60Kazi.jpg?1[/img]

Awwww look over there, Zuz is sulking because she can't think of anything for the Caption Competition.

[Zuzannah]

During the Coronation of Queen Liz, the Queen mother and the king of Tonga were sitting together in a carriage.

At some point the horse pulling the carriage did an ENORMOUS fart.

The Queen mother says to the Tongan King “I'm Sorry”

The Tongan King looks at her and says “Oh, I thought it was the Horse”

Billy Connelly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHfllwAUdIM&ab_channel=myourek

[Zuzannah]

Wow.  Thank you.  *hugssssss*

[Zuzannah]

Did you know that on this day in 1989 East Germany lets the Berlin Wall come down.

[Zuzannah]

The staff here at the Sperm Bank really get into their job don’t they ?

[Zuzannah]

That's a good idea.

[Zuzannah]

I can't show you a pic, it's just something I saw last week in a T.V. Guide.

The film was Bram Stokers Dracula.  It carried on saying that Gary Oldman played a good part, but when it came to Keanu Reeves this is what they said.

“Keanu Reeves is so wooden that he could be used as a Stake”

[Zuzannah]

Mr Prime Minister. Your new Chief Whip is here to see you.

[Zuzannah]

The Great Pretender  The Platters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEzfhclKO8Q&ab_channel=SolracEtnevic

Covered by  Freddie Mercury.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRjFWDGs1g&ab_channel=FreddieMercurySolo

[Zuzannah]

Hi and welcome to the forum.

I’m sure you will be able to find someone who enjoys the more rougher side of sex…. The place is full of guys who want that. : 🙂

But a creampie pose. To my knowledge there isn’t one (I don’t know about the Female – Male poses). All I know is that there are more of them.

The only thing i can think of is if the guy can pull out in one of the actions in a particular pose and then ejaculates. But I’m guessing you have already tried that.
As of the pregnancy subject… (Holding my hand over a certain person’s mouth, you know who you are :-*) I’m guessing this can’t be done because of the way the bodies are drawn. If you have the smaller breasts you can see that your partner’s hands are hovering over them. (Not touching) If your belly started to swell and then your partner then started to caress your body, his hands would clip inside basically killing the effect.
I’m the bringer of bad news today aren’t I. Sorry. :’)

[Zuzannah]

Hi Blue at the mo the only way to do what you want is to make a Shemale (hate that word) Gurl (that’s more like it) account.

I know, sorry, I’m stating the obvious and what you are saying is a good idea, *Hugsss* for guys who wish to do this. But I doubt that the Achat Devs would start such a thing unfortunately, as the Gurl accounts fill that niche.

There might be a solution, but it involves creating clothing yourself and sending it to the Devs and then hoping that they accept it…..

Anyway. Have fun and everything. 😉

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