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[AusWoody]

I have read many many of your amazing books
you have lifted my heart and soul to new  heights
your comic genius is undisputed
your passing has left a massive  whole in the literary world
to your family the world sends its condolences
you will be missed by all whom your light has shone on
thank you for making the world a better place
and my life would be so much less without my exposure to you

[AusWoody]

I personally like to thank our  Sponsors  Maron 211177 for donating  A$500
Thank You Maron  hugs and kisses
and  a huge thank you to the Anonymous donor  for  A$3000 
 i never look at  an Anon in the square the same way again  lol

The directors  will decide how these additional funds will be  distributed over the season

Thank you all Players and accept my personal apology for the confusion on the driver  situation
I give you my personal gtee all players will recieve a driver 

Ok we drew the drivers  and have been waiting for the results of the  court case  over the
driver ruckus  with Sauber  and  if the  F1 will field  the 21 cars  as advertised 
so  there may be a little  shuffling if we are  ONE DRIVER SHORT  when the dust settles

Team           Driver                           Drawn By
Red Bull        Daniel Ricciardo           Foxyroxy
Red Bull        Daniil Kvyat                 Brandybee
Mercedes      Lewis Hamilton            Auswoody
Mercedes      Nico Rosberg                Lovingsir
Ferrari           Sebastian Vettel           Covems
Ferrari            Kimi Raikkonen           Jayc
Lotus              Pastor Maldonado       Lover
Lotus             Romain Grosjean         Max181
Mclaren          Kevin Magnussen        Bigbeef
Mclaren         Jenson Button              Stone
Force India    Nico Hulkenberg           Mrsexlover
Force India     Sergio Perez                Maron211177
Sauber           Marcus Ericsson           Sexilicious
Sauber           Felipe Nasr                  Tangoracer
Toro Rosso     Max Verstappen           Leighdeexxx
Toro Rosso     Carlos Sainz Jr              Jvhelvis1979
Williams          Valtteri Bottas              Pitvk
Williams          Felipe Massa                Jingerbird
Caterham       Tbc                              Alexceltics
Caterham       Tbc                              Sam_Hawke
Marussia         Will Stevens                 Twister
Marussia         Roberto Merhi   

if they do not replace Caterham team we need a fall back position

ps  after  ages of trying to line them like  neat soldiers  i gave up

[AusWoody]

Take Me To Your Heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKn3GGCbh_0

The Most Romantic Song Ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nde2zYtmMJA

Grow Old With You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE7TxX02YiA

[AusWoody]

yes its me slipping in between Leigh and Maron

mmmmmmm next to post is …………..  Maron

[AusWoody]

Researchers size up thousands to arrive at averages

WebMD News from HealthDay
By Robert Preidt

HealthDay Reporter

TUESDAY, March 3, 2015 (HealthDay News) — Some good news, guys: A new analysis of penis sizes will help reassure most of you that you're normal, researchers say.

Many males worry about their penis size, even when there's no cause for concern. But until now, there has been no formal review of research into penis size and no attempt to develop a system to show the range of sizes of flaccid or erect penises, the researchers said.

The British investigators reviewed 17 published studies that included more than 15,500 men whose penises were measured by health professionals using a standard procedure.

The average length of a flaccid penis was 3.6 inches, the average length of a flaccid stretched penis was 5.3 inches, and the average length of an erect penis was 5.2 inches.

Looking at things another way, the average circumference of a flaccid penis was 3.7 inches, and the average circumference of an erect penis was 4.6 inches.

The study was published online March 3 in the journal BJU International.

The findings were used to create a set of graphs, which should help doctors when they're counseling men concerned about their penis size, or when investigating a possible link between condom failure and penis size, the researchers said.

“We believe these graphs will help doctors reassure the large majority of men that the size of their penis is in the normal range,” Dr. David Veale, of King's College London, said in a journal news release.

“We will also use the graphs to examine the discrepancy between what a man believes to be their position on the graph and their actual position or what they think they should be,” he added.

[AusWoody]

NEW MEANING OF PROTECT AND SERVE- hahahahaha

[img]http://ts1.explicit.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608026219808820179&w=307&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0[/img]

[img]http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608024450277052361&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0[/img]

Martin,  i promise i didnt give her these pics

[AusWoody]

Happy Birthday Jasmine_T

[AusWoody]

PC Basics 002
Screen Capture Made Easy
AusWoody.
Edited and Proofed by Brandybee

How to take a picture of your Screen or Avatar to Post or PM.

1. Open an account with photobucket. Its free and ideal for this purpose. – photobucket.com. I’d advise to use your forum username and remember an easy password. You will need to provide an email too. Use you game email.

2. Make a new folder in your “Pictures” on your PC. To do this, find or search for your “ Pictures” Open it up and in a vacant space, right click to bring up a menu. Click on “New” “Folder” and name it “Forum Edited Picture's” or something you can easily remember. Then close that down.

3. Most PC's have windows paint but you can also download for free “Gimp” and / or “Bandicam.

4 If you have Windows 8 – On the App screen (which is the one with the tiles), near the bottom of the screen there should be an arrow in a circle. Click that. That should change your screen to the Apps by name screen.

5. In the top right corner there is a search box. (Its in the top right corner on mine). In that box type PAINT. This should bring up the Windows Paint programme on your PC.

6. Click on That and it should open your Paint program.

Lets have a quick lesson.

7. Minimise Paint, but leave it running. Then open AChat. You don't have to log in, just let it load or you can log in and room. Once AChat is loaded:

8. Take a screenshot – if in a room, turn the camera till you find the right view you want, then press the “Print” button on your keyboard (or “stamp”, depend where you live!). Usually it's placed near the “F12” button. It also can have “prt sc” on it
Take a screen shot of the AChat page.

9. Bring your paint programme back up by clicking on the paint icon at the bottom of the page. Try pasting that into Paint. (I use CTRL + V keys to paste)

10. At the top of the Paint page you should see Crop. Click on that to crop the image so it includes only what you want. Drag the window for the selection you want and click on Crop again. If you mess up, there is an undo arrow at the top of the screen. This takes some practice, but don’t give up. Use the square or rectangle and start at the left top edge, drag it around. You will find your own best practice and as you get better, you can practice with the other crop shapes if you want.

11. Click on the cropped picturer, it gets rid of the part of the picture you don’t want.

12. Then use SAVE AS in File on the top bar, to save it. But save it in JPEG (JPEG uses less Kb's than the default PNG). Just remember where you saved it to. I would probably save it to Forum Edited Picture folder, you made earlier.

13 – If you want to upload a picture to Achat Game – login in the AChat main web page and, in the right corner of the screen under “Buy A$” you will find “Character picture upload”: hit it and follow the instructions that appear. Be sure you have 99 A$, cause it costs to upload personal pictures.

14. Go to Photobucket. Click on “Upload” and then ” Choose photo or video” Follow the instructions for it to upload.

15. On the right click on “Direct ” to copy the URL for your picture.

16. Paste it in your Forum ” Message ” or ” Reply” box. The URL will appear.

17. Then high light it (Holding left button down on your mouse and dragging across )

18. Above the smiley faces above is a square box ” insert image” ( 2nd one from the left),

19 . Click on that, it will bracket the URL for you

20. Then preview, using the preview button below the typing box. The picture should come up above this section. Check its looks right and not too large. If its not, try again

21. Then send / post it. Practice . You just learnt a new skill   

It can occur a picture can be to large and it doesn't fit in the post window (maximum width is 800). you can resize it without modifying it off-line.

To do it, just have to add this simple code: width=200

converting this
(img]link of the picture[/img)

to this

(img width=200]link of the picture[/img)

where 200 is the size you want to set. I can give a hint: for room example, a good size is from 700.

Stay tuned for further enlightenment from the above authors

[AusWoody]

PC Basics 001
Tips On Editing Your Stories For Publication
AusWoody.
Edited and Proofed by Brandybee

The recommendation is you use Microsoft Word or similar for large posts or stories. Then copy and paste to the Forum Text box to post in Forum.

1. Use Spell Check.

• Click on “Review” at the top of the page and it will bring up a drop down menu.
• Click on “Spelling and Grammar”. This will high light any errors for you to correct.

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2. To check spacing.

• Press keys “Control or ctrl “ and “H” together to bring up an edit box – “Find and Replace”
• In “Find what” click your cursor in the box and hit the “space bar” twice (No written text)
• Then in the “Replace with” click your cursor in the box and hit the “space bar” once. (No written text)
• Then click on the “Replace All” button underneath.
• It will take out all the error spaces to single spaces between words and tell you how many it has corrected.

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3. To check your paragraphs are the recommended 2 enter spaces.

• Press keys “Control or ctrl “ and “H” together to bring up an edit box – “Find and Replace”
• Click “Special” at the bottom of the ” Find and Replace ” box to bring up a menu.
• Click on “Paragraph Mark” (P). “ ^P “ will appear in the “Find What” box.
• Click cursor in the “Replace with” box and click on the “Special” button.
• Click on “Manual Line break” “ ^l “ will appear in the “Replace with” box.
• Then click on the “Replace All” button underneath.
• It will take out all the error extra “Enter” spaces to 2 enter spaces between paragraphs and tell you how many it has corrected

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As you can see this “ctrl and H” edit tool can be used to correct your writings in other ways. It is particularly useful when using the 'special' characters in the sub menus and when you think outside the box. Play around and let us know the most useful you use.

5. Copy and Paste.

• Once you are happy with your story, spellings, grammar and spacings, its time to copy and paste it into a “Reply” or “New Topic” box in forum.
• Write your text in a blank page on Microsoft word / office or similar.
• Then highlight by using 'ctrl' A.
• One high lighted, press the keys 'ctrl' C  this copies the selected text.
• Then place your cursor in the text box and and press the keys “ Control & V together. After a few moments it should paste all the text you high lighted.

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Stay tuned for further enlightenment from the above authors

[AusWoody]

Where Starting The Party Early with the LIVE Driver Draw

your invited to

What?
Live Driver Draw
for 
Formula One (Melbourne)

Where?
The aChat Square
http://www.achatsquare.chatango.com/

When?
Wednesday 11th March  6pm  (18:00) GMT

Dress Code
Smart Casual

there will of course be  an open Bar and 
the Chef  will be in attendance  to keep you fed

Please join us  for  some  fun and  frolicking
and find out  which lucky driver will be driving for you
in the
Melbourne Grand Prix

here is your VIP Pass

be there or be square

[AusWoody]

G'day Mikhaildg

Welcome to the forum.
People are friendly here I hope you find  as many good friends as I have.

We also have an open chat room where a lot of the members hang out and  chat.

Here's a bit more about it.

Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Groups & Families > Achat Town Square
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3031.0.html

Feel free to drop in and  get to know  some of us   Same TOS  as Achat.  You would be made welcome.

The Square
achatsquare.chattango.com

Look forward to seeing you there.

Oh, the bar is open  and the chef  will feed you

[AusWoody]

The roar of a big twin echoes among the trees lining the rural roadway, as the heavy bike  flew towards the local meeting place, the rider was  looking forward to spending some time in the Bar tonight. Cruising onto the highway, I give the iron horse its head and let her stretch her legs whilst on the lookout for the local cops. The big illuminated sign comes into view, the car park was packed with cars. Looks like another busy night at the local watering hole.

Slipping the bike into the storage shed and locking it down, the bike walks into the AB&G nodding at those I know, smiling at the pretty girls and sizing up the strangers as a bouncer does. I spot one or two that could be trouble. Grabbing a stool at the bar, I sit with Covems and ask Old Joe for a Bundy and ice and whatever Coves is drinking, then I turn and survey the room. Old Joe is wiping glasses and telling me the latest gossip, then I see Jay and Stone come out of the office.

They wander over and join us having a drink, Stone gives me a peck on the cheek and a hug asking

“How are you Easy?”

“Always good Hun thank you, good to see you again” I reply.

Jay slaps me on the back, causing me to almost choke on my Bundy,

“Good to see you back”

“Yea it’s nice to be home,” I reply

Stone giggles and tells us she plans to corner Brandybee into paying her debt of the lost wager tonight, a strip on the stage and maybe me and Coves would like the lap dances she owes us at the same time. We both grin and nod. That could be interesting.

Old Joe grins and agrees too, saying he has just the thing for her to wear – a skimpy bikini.
Jayc and Stone laugh and say she can wear it under her New England Patriots shirt.

Brandy joins us and we manage to cajole and get her to agree to the show.
Next thing, Stone is helping Covems and me to spruce up. He looks like every girl’s dream in his cowboy outfit and I have to say, I polish up quite well as a rough diamond bikie.

We both get some admiring glances off the ladies as we wait on stage.

“Brandy is just getting ready boys, about a minute to go, relax and enjoy” Stone comments as we seat ourselves on chairs in the middle of the stage.

Covems and I waited silently for the star to appear, then the lights of the bar dim and Brandy appears between us.

The music begins and the dwarfs hit the spotlights on the stage. I am blinded by the spotlight aimed at me as is Covems, Brandy has her own spot light as the curtains draw back. The crowd is just a shadowed block though their cheers and catcalls are almost loud enough to drown out the music playing.  Then the room goes quiet. Brandy is flooded by the main spot and she stands dressed to thrill and my heart beat accelerates dangerously.

She is wearing an oversized white shirt with the Patriots emblem on the back and nothing else apart from black stockings, that skimpy bikini and heels.  I think to myself how lucky we are to have such a woman as our partner.
The music crashes from the PA setting Brandy into motion and moving sexily around us.

Red Hot Chili Peppers- Suck My Kiss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp2q8eluvVg

She struts toward us caressing her body, teasingly stops between the chairs bending toward the audience  with her ass exposed to us, Covems and I spank it simultaneously. 
We both grin at each other, this is going to be one hot little dance number with us as her sexy male props. We certainly have the best seats in the house.

Brandy continues her dance, as we look at her and spank her on cue to the beat and words of the music.
We are both mesmerised by her shimmies, sways and delightful wobbly bits. Even more so as more and more of her body becomes exposed by her discarded clothes.

Too soon the show is over, and we both feel a little disappointed.

Brandy’s naked body does things to a man, especially as the curtain comes down and she kisses us both before skipping off to the dressing room.

“Time for a drink,” Covems coughs, trying to gain some equilibrium.
“I know exactly what you mean,” I laugh, shifting my jeans to become more comfortable from my tell-tale bulge….

[AusWoody]

G'Day Amethyst,
just send your  completed story to Brandy in a forum Private message by the due date

easy peasy
tho i do suggest reading the rules first  regarding length  ect

good luck in the comp

(not too good tho  i intend  to win this one  lolol)

[AusWoody]

Well Done  JayC 

[AusWoody]

i will play, and take up any shortfall (extra dates if needed)

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