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  • in reply to: F1. Grand Prix Sweeps. 2015 Season. #145465
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      GRAND PRIX USA UPDATE. 

      20 Slots to fill, done the USA Grand Prix  is FULL

      17.  Oct 25  United States Grand Prix  09:00 GMT+1 

      Sweepers update


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      20 Slots Taken –  0 Left.  Stake Collected 1000 Achat Dollars.

      THANK YOU to the Achat Gods & to Maron211177 who has yet again sponsored this GP with an extra gift of A$500.

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      Too slow to get in?  dont worry the next F1 Grand Prix isn't far away

      18. 1st November 2015 Mexican Grand Prix 19:00 (GMT +1)

      so make sure you don't miss out  on that one :)

      in reply to: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME USA FOOTBALL 2015 #150982
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        remember its sposed to be

          F  U  N  !!!

        in reply to: AusWoody. G’Day from downunder, hey get off my head lol #7659
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          Who better to dedicate my 1000th post too

          BrandyBee  companion, friend, lover, spouse and completer.

          (No mention of nagging or …………….. )


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          in reply to: Forum Game: 3 words game #126540
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            way into his

            in reply to: Forum Game: The next one posting…. #121678
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              with the roar of  a metallic monster   a scream of tortured tyres and the BASS  laughter 

              He slides into the spotlight  “What a ride” 

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              WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! CrocBikie??

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              next one posting  wants a ride ……………………….

              in reply to: F1. Grand Prix Sweeps. 2015 Season. #145463
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                Still a week to go for the USA  Grand Prix

                and one place left  for a driver?

                Who will be the fastest  quickest to claim this final chance?

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                in reply to: Better Fitness equals Better Sex #151276
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                  Your Most Popular Diet Questions Answered
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                  “Help! I know should eat better but I don’t actually know what that means!”

                  We get emails like this all day, every day, because “eating better” is a confusing subject.

                  Go to a doctor and he might tell you to eat more “heart healthy whole grains.”
                  Read another blog and it might say “eat 30 bananas a day for optimal health”
                  (seriously, that’s a thing apparently).
                  Open the latest fitness magazine and you’ll be taught about belly-fat banishing super foods.
                  What’s the truth? How the heck does one “eat better?” How much should I eat? Why are we here? What’s the answer to The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

                  The answer to all of these questions and more are covered below in an easily-digestible (heyo) article.

                  Let’s dig in.

                  How much should you eat?

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                  “Is it true that the less I eat, the faster I’ll lose weight?”

                  Maybe… and only up to a certain point. Our goal isn’t to get you to lose weight as quickly as possible. Our goal is to get you to lose body fat (not just weight) in a sustainable, permanent fashion.

                  Why?

                  Because starving yourself for a month-long “diet” only to return to old habits right after doesn’t help anybody.

                  So, we do NOT recommend you go on a diet. I actually hate that word. And the word “moist,” but I digress. A diet implies a temporary change to lose weight quickly, until you return to an unhealthy “normal life,” at which point you’ll put all of the weight right back on and have to repeat the cycle. Instead, we are going to make permanent changes to our lifestyle, moving the bar and adjusting what “normal” means to you.

                  Because over-consuming calories is generally the major culprit in an expanding waistline, consuming fewer calories is a good starting point. Spend a few days using a calorie tracker app (like MyFitnessPal) to track your daily food intake – every calorie. Once you start to educate yourself on how much you are eating every day, my bet is you’re eating more than you thought.

                  [note: Most sites and apps like MyFitnessPal give you macronutrient breakdowns that we don’t necessarily agree with. Disregard their recommendations for a low fat and high carb ratio, and simply use the apps for tracking.]

                  “So, I know how much I AM eating, how much SHOULD I be eating?”

                  Depending on your level of activity and body composition, your daily caloric needs will be different for every person… but here’s a broad range for an average human trying to eat an acceptable amount:

                  Men: 1800-2200 calories  (1 Calorie = 4 Kilojoules)
                  Women: 1600-2000 calories
                  These are ROUGH estimates based on basic numbers, though the specific total you need will depend on your height, weight, genetics, and level of activity – you can actually calculate it by plugging in your stats here, and it’ll give you a ROUGH estimate of how many calories you should be consuming on average to maintain your weight. Eat less, lose weight. Eat more, gain weight. This is called your TDEE (total daily energy expenditure).

                  You can calculate your TDEE here.  http://iifym.com/tdee-calculator/

                  Now, because this amount might be drastically less than you currently consume, we recommend you slowly decrease the amount of food you eat so your body doesn’t revolt: going from 3500-4000 calories per day down to 1600 is a recipe for disaster!

                  “Wait, why is eating WAYYY too few calories bad?”

                  Regardless of how much you eat, we don’t recommend that you drop below the bottom end of the spectrum if you want to be healthy and happy. Eating 1200 calories a day (or less), along with running on a treadmill for two hours is unsustainable, unhealthy, and won’t get you the results you’re after in the long term.

                  When you eat the right kinds of food (explained below!), and the correct amount of it, you’ll give your body the “ok!” to stop hoarding calories and storing energy and start burning it!

                  Note: This doesn’t mean if you skip a meal here or there your body will kick into starvation mode. In fact, we recommend skipping meals here and there for many people! It’s called intermittent fasting.

                  “What if I’m trying to get bigger?? How can I eat more calories?”

                  Welcome to my world! If you are skinny and looking to pack on some size and muscle, you need to consume more calories than you are burning, in addition to following a challenging strength-training routine to stimulate muscle growth.

                  For that reason, the same foods we encourage people to avoid when they are trying to LOSE weight can be great tools to help you GAIN weight.

                  This means in addition to consuming protein sources to assist in muscle building (meat, fish, eggs, whey protein, etc), look for foods that are high calorie and high carb to get your total caloric/carb intake up:

                  • Rice (brown or white)
                  • Whole milk
                  • Beans
                  • Oats
                  • Fruit
                  • Nuts (healthy fats, high in calorie)
                  • Nut Butter (peanut, almond, cashew)
                  • [/list]

                    If you’re not getting bigger, you’re not eating enough. Count calories for a week, add 250 more per day, and check again in two weeks to see how your weight has changed!

                    “What about snacking? What are some healthy snacks I can eat throughout the day?”

                    Actually, I’m not a big fan of snacking! I’m officially on Team “No Snack” as I just make sure my actual meals are big and healthy. Now, if you are looking for some healthy options, no problem. Make sure you check out our article on snacking! Just remember to keep track of total calories for the day!

                    Eating healthier

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                    Pulled Pork

                    “Got it, so I should eat fewer calories…but now I’m hungry all the time because I’ve cut half of what I used to eat in half. And now I’m cranky. And I want my cookies. And that ice cream over there.”

                    Although calorie restriction is a good start for losing weight, we also believe that the quality of the calorie plays a big role too! Your body does not treat every calorie equally: eating a lot of vegetables, healthy fats, and protein will result in a different experience for your body compared to an equal amount of candy, pasta, cookies, and cake.

                    For that reason, if you’re going to start eating fewer calories, you need to start consuming more filling foods that don’t have a ton of calories.

                    Foods like chicken, steak, fish, and most protein sources (provided they aren’t breaded and deep fried) can help you feel full without increasing your caloric intake.

                    The same is true for vegetables: if you can LOAD up a plate with veggies and grilled chicken covered in salsa (or one of our other healthy recipes), I guarantee it’ll be a fraction of the calories compared to a big soda, french fries, a plate of pasta, chips, or candy. And you’ll actually feel satiated after!

                    There’s a method to the madness with this type of eating. We don’t LOVE counting calories, as it can cause us to get neurotic and freak out over every calories, though it is a good place to start. So, instead, we try to simplify things and put the focus on real food as a strategy to stay on track long term.

                    Some use the Paleo Diet, which we are fans of due to its focus on consuming real foods. Others just use the “stop eating junk, start eating real food” strategy.

                    “Wait, eat more vegetables, and protein? But I read on many sites that meat is bad for you, and I should be eating more heart-healthy whole grains.”

                    Personally, I’m not a vegetarian nor do I prescribe to the lifestyle – I believe meat can be a healthy part of our diet. If you don’t eat meat, feel free to stick around, but make sure you check out my friend Matt at NoMeatAthlete.com too! As for “heart-healthy whole grains,” we actually recommend you minimize the amount of grains and total carbs you consume.

                    “How many carbs is too many?”

                    If your goal is loss of weight, we recommend that you consume less than 100 grams of carbs per day, and aim to get most of those carbs from leafy greens and other vegetables. Depending on your training routine, that number might need to be lower or higher.

                    “If I keep my carbs under 100 grams per day, then what else do I eat?”

                    Lots of healthy fats (avocado, fatty meats, almond butter, nuts, olive oil, coconut oil) and protein!

                    “I thought fat was bad for me?”

                    Nope! Fat has been wrongly vilified for years. Eating fat does not make you fat, just like eating foods with cholesterol is different than the cholesterol in your blood.The real enemy? Sugar and refined processed foods!
                    http://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2014/05/22/is-cholesterol-killing-us-a-beginners-guide-to-cholesterol/

                    Want to kickstart your loss of weight? Cut sugar from your diet. No more sodas.

                    “I know I should eat more vegetables. But I don’t want to give up the foods I love. And I love sugar.”

                    How about this: eat healthy as often as you can, and then for a few meals a week, eat what you want. See how your body changes over a few weeks, and then adjust accordingly. Don’t give up anything permanently, but you have to start limiting the junk food. And sugar is what’s ruining us.
                    http://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2013/06/17/everything-you-need-to-know-about-sugar/

                    What if I just don’t like the taste of vegetables?

                    That’s cool. Neither did I, til I found my gateway vegetable: grilled asparagus. And then I started liking zucchini when in a stirfry. And then broccoli. And now I eat bowls of vegetables. Here’s a strategy for vegetable haters.
                    http://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2014/09/04/vegetable-haters-how-to-start-eating-vegetables/

                    Making changes permanent

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                    “Great work Steve, you made my head hurt. Eat less sugar, eat more fat. Vegetables are good, too many carbs is bad. Eat less but not too much less. Just tell me what to do.”

                    First and foremost, don’t over-complicate things. Knock that off. All I want you to do is make small, DELIBERATE, sustainable changes to your diet:

                    Try to eat some protein with each meal.
                    Vegetables are your friend. And no, corn doesn’t count.
                    Fat is not the enemy! Liquid calories, and sugar in particular, are your enemy.
                    Make changes you can live with.
                    All we’re trying to do is raise the average number of healthy decisions you make each week. If last week you made 0 healthy decisions, then if you make just 1 this week – congrats, your average week is now healthier than last week!

                    We are not trying to crash-diet our way into a bathing suit for a week. We are making permanent changes that permanently change our relationship with food. We take care of ourselves – we eat more veggies and protein because we know they make us operate and function better.

                  in reply to: Better Fitness equals Better Sex #151275
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                    4 NUTRITION RULES TO BOOST MUSCLE BUILDING POST WORKOUT

                    Have you ever heard the expression – train insane or remain the same? Well, technically,
                    you could be training insane AND remaining the same if you pay no attention to your post workout meals.
                    The basics can take you a long way. So check out what are the simple rules of post workout nutrition for muscle building.

                    1. REFILL MUSCLES WITH CARBS
                    If your workout was high intensity, you should aim to restore the glycogen in your muscles as soon as possible. Aim to eat 1 – 1.2 g of carbs per kg of bodyweight after workout.
                    Adjust the amounts depending on the intensity of your workouts, but don't skip them!
                    Each contains about 70g of carbs:
                    • 2 large bananas
                    • 2 medium sized baked potatoes
                    • 4 slices of whole wheat bread
                    • 1.5 cups of cooked brown rice
                    How does it work? Carbohydrates raise your insulin and help drive glycogen into empty stores of your muscles. So if you are trying to build muscle, any choice of carbohydrate source is better than none.

                    2. REPAIR MUSCLES WITH PROTEIN
                    To ensure muscle building, aim for 20 – 30 g of high quality protein in your post workout meal. Muscle tissue gets torn during workout. The goal is to replace weak, torn muscle fibres with stronger ones and change the muscle composition.
                    Each contains more than 20 g of high quality protein:
                    • 4 boiled eggs
                    • 2 cups of yoghurt
                    • 1 standard chicken breast without skin
                    • 1 medium sized can of tuna
                    How does it work? To support the protein synthesis you need essential amino acids that can't be produced by the body and are found in high quality protein sources. They can't be stored for later so it's important to consume them regularly after each workout.

                    3. EAT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
                    Try not to wait longer than 30 – 60 min with your first meal after workout. If you want to boost muscle building, you should supply the right nutrients to your blood flow and send them on the way to muscles when they need it the most.
                    Tip: Take something with you everywhere you go and get used to eating in weird places from all kinds of small plastic boxes.
                    How does it work? While your body can manage to recover normally if you eat later as well, you won't be using the perfect time to boost the processes that will bring you to the desired goal.

                    4. AVOID FATTY FOODS POST WORKOUT
                    Fat is essential in your daily nutrient intake, but try to avoid it right after your workouts to ensure quicker muscle recovery. Watch out not to choose fatty foods and don't add fat to your post workout meals.
                    Tip: Don't stress too much over it. Stress works against your muscle building, too.
                    How does it work? Fat in your post workout meals can slow down the boost you are trying to achieve by slowing down the rate that your food passes through the stomach, and additionally affects the absorption of the consumed proteins and carbohydrates.

                    in reply to: Stisegon1. The new guy in town #151959
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                      G'day  Stisegon1 ,

                      Welcome to the forum.
                      People are friendly here I hope you find  as many good friends as I have.

                      We also have an open chat room where a lot of the members hang out and  chat.

                      Here's a bit more about it.

                      Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Groups & Families > Achat Town Square
                      https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3031.0.html

                      Feel free to drop in and  get to know  some of us :)  Same TOS  as Achat.  You would be made welcome.

                      The Square
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                      Look forward to seeing you there.

                      Oh, the bar is open  and the chef  will feed you :)

                      in reply to: Achat Town Square. Instant Chat Channel for Forum Members. #134961
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                        As we approach the 12 month anniversary of the

                        NEW MANAGEMENT OF THE SQUARE

                        i wonder what significant thing has happened to you whilst in the square? if any?

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                        in reply to: Forum Game. The name game #148380
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                          me  lololol

                          in reply to: MF. Pose Review – 113. Ride my thigh #151949
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                            Ride my thigh!    This is an Anal Pose

                            Male Actions
                            1. Fondle Back
                            2. Lie Down
                            3. Pinch Nipple
                            4. Fondle Ass
                            5. Slap Ass
                            6. Hug
                            7. Fondle Chest
                            8. Rub Clit
                            9. Grab Hip
                            10. Quick Action
                            11. Suck Finger
                            12. Bend Forward
                            13. Pleasure Face
                            14. Pleasure Face

                            Female Actions
                            1 Bigger Movement (Tits Go In Opposite Circles)
                            2 Watch The Man
                            3 Kiss
                            4, Rub Clit
                            5, Hand Job
                            6, Rub Nipple His
                            7, Bend
                            8.  Fondle Leg (Both His Legs)
                            9. Suck Fingers
                            10. Massage Her Own Breasts
                            11. Rub Thigh = Wanking On Man's Thigh
                            12. Fuck Pussy
                            13. Pleasure Faces
                            14. Pleasure Faces

                            More For A Woman’s Pleasure Man Is More Passive Watching The Woman Enjoy

                            in reply to: Forum Game: The next one posting…. #121666
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                              Yep i am BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              next to post is ……………. another morning person

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                              in reply to: Forum Game: …OR..? #129699
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                                Oh Momma how could it be anything else except redheads

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                                definition or strength

                                in reply to: Music. What song are you listening to? #108245
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                                  manowar –  the power of thy sword –  conan

                                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StkDjwLYtnE

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