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[Vaughan]

Norwich and partner completed a review in 2012 for “The Achat Tattler” here

Off-Topic > Quizz, Fav TV, Fav Music, Fav Films, Books… > The AChat Tattler
https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,1700.msg36314.html#msg36314

Below is an updated review in case anything more has been added since and now includes a star rating.
It's always nice to have more than one review to read before deciding on whether to part with your cash and buy it in the shop.

Pose Reviews score:
Do you think this pose is worth it?  Please rate –

1 Star.   – No. Hate it. Don’t bother – its rubbish.
2 Stars. – Yes. Didn’t like it much. Will buy it if I have A$ to waste.
3 Stars. – Yes. Liked it. Will use this occasionally but other poses need collecting first.
4 Stars. – Yes. Really liked it. Will use regular. A good add to my collection.
5 Stars. – Yes. Excellent. A must have. Will use this often.

Pose Review – 74. Sitting Doggy:

This is a Vaginal fuck pose with an Anal fuck action. It can be found in the “From Behind” Section of the in-game Achat Shopping Mall.

Men's Actions

1. Quick action
2. Lick pussy (Hot)
3. Slap Ass
4. Massage Breasts (Hot)
5. Anal action (penetration by only top part of dick)
6. Rub clit
7. Bigger movement
8. Finger Asshole (Using wet thumb)
9. Legs on her back (Strange)
10. Lift hip
11. Jerk off
12. Fondle back (Strange)
13 & 14 Pleasure faces x 2

Women's Actions

1. Massage Breast
2. Rub Clit
3. Hip Circle (Not a grind)
4. Handjob
5. Legs on Shoulders
6. Bend Forward (Hot)
7. Slap Ass
8. Rub Pussy
9. Squat (Very Hot)
10. Finger Asshole
11. Fondle Leg (His)
12. Lick Feet (His)
13. & 14. Pleasure Face

A nice pose that can be a steady and relaxing fuck. He sits on the floor as his lady rolls back and forth on his cock. It can be used as slow and sensuous coupling or a fast and hard fuck. There are a good mix of actions to do both. “Lick pussy” & “Squatt” (hers) is extremely hot. There is an anal fuck but only with a partial insertion of the top part of the cock. There are a couple of strange actions, identified above.  It is a nice pose to own but no kiss to enjoy.  4 Stars.

JessiCapri says, “A very hot doggy pose with many hot actions.  Misses the mark with no kiss on either the Male or Female actions.  A must have but still only giving it 4 Stars for no kiss.”

* * * * 4 Stars. – Yes. Really liked it. Will use regular. A good add to my collection.

[Vaughan]

Did you know….

The phenomenon which causes glass to shatter when we pour boiling water into it is called thermal shock.

Unfortunately, not all cups or vessels are suitable for handling hot liquids with ease.

Typical glass, in general, is not able to handle such heat very well. The reason is that as the glass heats, its density changes; it expands.
Pouring boiling water into a glass is highly likely to shatter it, because the hot water contacts part of the glass first, whereas other parts of the glass (such as the outside of the cup) remain cooler.
The glass thus does not expand as a whole, but is pulled in different directions as part of it expands and part does not; this difference produces the shattering.

But to stop the glass shattering just … put  spoon in it, then pour in the boiling hot water.

[img height=300]https://media.sciencephoto.com/image/c0078070/800wm[/img]

It really does work and such a simple idea. 

So enjoy your Irish Cream Coffees without fear. 

[Vaughan]

Robbie Williams – Feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy4mXZN1Zzk 

[Vaughan]

Bullies don't rule – Simon Hamill

Can you remember when we were at school,
There was always a bully or two.
Hiding behind their so called friends
Just waiting to pick on you.
Things haven't really changed that much,
Bullies still out there being mean.
But they haven't got friends to back them up
They hide behind a computer screen.
How sad their lives must really be,
When it's trolling that gives them their kick.
Cowards and bullies are what they are,
What they do,just makes me feel sick.
When we write,we write for fun,
And we know what we write,
Doesn't suit everyone.
But we won't put up with ridicule and doubt
From some sad bully,
Who doesn't know what their talking about.

[Vaughan]

Pose Reviews score:
Do you think this pose is worth it?  Please rate –

1 Star.   – No. Hate it. Don’t bother – its rubbish.
2 Stars. – Yes. Didn’t like it much. Will buy it if I have A$ to waste.
3 Stars. – Yes. Liked it. Will use this occasionally but other poses need collecting first.
4 Stars. – Yes. Really liked it. Will use regular. A good add to my collection.
5 Stars. – Yes. Excellent. A must have. Will use this often.

Pose Review – 72. Hot legs & Feet:

This pose can be found in the “SM & Fetish” Section of the in-game Achat Shopping Mall.

Men's Actions

1. Fondle left leg
2. Fondle right leg
3. Fuck legs
4. Hug
5. Kiss foot
6. Kiss Leg
7. Kiss Leg
8. Lick foot
9. Lick Leg
10. Massage Left foot
11 Massage right foot
12. Jerk off
13, 14, 15 & 16.  Pleasure faces x 4

Women's Actions

1. Handjob
2. Lift Head
3. Legs on Back
4. Foot on Face
5. Rub Balls
6. Rub Chest
7. Fondle Cock
8. Pinch Nipple (His)
9. Massage Breasts
10. Fondle Legs (Mine)
11. Kick Cock
12. Kiss
13., 14., 15., & 16. Pleasure Face

This pose is in sex clothing which you may wish to bear in mind with new partners.
This is a lovely pampering pose for your woman’s feet. It is ideal for those who have a foot fetish.
It’s a shame that this pose does not allow for a man to wear his briefs. Instead his cock is hanging out semi-hard throughout.
And for those who don’t have a foot fetish, it is still an intimate pose to show your lady you worship her and care for her.
Give her a foot massage after work or because she was on her feet all day. It shows you care.
This is about your partner, relaxing her and either going on for a sexy sensual session or maybe just watch a film together.
Just ensure you know enough to role play: feet washing, feet massage with essential oils, nail cutting and perhaps even painting her nails. Impress her with your knowledge and role play. You are sure to win brownie points which can only be rewarded later on.
The kiss on the woman's side would be a good pose to screen shoot and consider for a profile pic should you wish.
A must have I think. 5 stars

JessiCapri says, “Those with a different dynamic may enjoy the lift head, foot on face and kick cock actions. But to me it is disrespectful to my partner who just pampered me to the extreme. Those who enjoy foot play will, of course, feel differently. All of the caresses on the female actions are with the foot.  Perfect Pose for a Domme and her submissive. This is an amazing pose overall in terms of foreplay or aftercare for everyone.  I was pleasantly surprised.  5 Stars.”

* * * * * 5 Stars. – Yes. Excellent. A must have. Will use this often.

This pose compliments “100. Leg & Foot Massage (on male)” Pose where the woman massages her man’s feet.
Discussions about sex > Woman with man in AChat >  New Pose Foot & Leg Massage F/M – 100. Leg & Foot Massage (on male)      https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3344.0.html

[Vaughan]

Brandybee & partner have given this a positive review and a high recommendation in 2012 but we thought we would give it an upgraded review with an added star rating in case anything more has been added since. It's always nice to have reviews to read before deciding to spend money and buy it in the shop

Pose Reviews score:
Do you think this pose is worth it?  Please rate –

1 Star.   – No. Hate it. Don’t bother – its rubbish.
2 Stars. – Yes. Didn’t like it much. Will buy it if I have A$ to waste.
3 Stars. – Yes. Liked it. Will use this occasionally but other poses need collecting first.
4 Stars. – Yes. Really liked it. Will use regular. A good add to my collection.
5 Stars. – Yes. Excellent. A must have. Will use this often.

Pose Review – 71. Against the wall:

This is a Vaginal fuck pose with an Anal fuck action. It can be found in the “From Behind” Section of the in-game Achat Shopping Mall.

Men's Actions

1. Suck finger
2. Rub clit
3. Cock outside
4. Grab Head (Hot)
5. Lick Ass (Hot)
6. Grab Shoulder (Hot)
7. Grab neck (Hot)
8. Hand on hand (Hot – traps her good to fuck her)
9. Grab forearm (Hot)
10. Finger pussy (Hot)
11. Lick back
12. Pull Out
13. Anal action
14. Massage tits (Hot)
15 & 16  Pleasure faces x 2

Women's Actions

1. Lick Lips
2. Lift Leg
3. Spread Arms
4. Rub Clit
5. Dance (as he wanks)
6. Legs Back
7. Grab Head
8. Handjob
9. Ass Back (HOT)
10. Hip Circle (HOT)
11. Grab Ass
12, Grab Tit
13. & 14. Pleasure Face

This is another of my favourites. It is a firm and robust fuck against the wall. It is smoking hot. I like all the actions and a great turn on for me and my partner. Pity there is not a kiss on this pose but Buy it now, it is soooooooooo worth it.

JessiCapri says, “The one and only issue with this very HOT pose is that there is no kiss to be found in either his or her actions.  This should still be at the top of your list of MUST HAVES.  Five Stars”

* * * * * 5 Stars. – Yes. Excellent. A must have. Will use this often.

[Vaughan]

Pose Reviews score:
Do you think this pose is worth it?  Please rate –

1 Star.   – No. Hate it. Don’t bother – its rubbish.
2 Stars. – Yes. Didn’t like it much. Will buy it if I have A$ to waste.
3 Stars. – Yes. Liked it. Will use this occasionally but other poses need collecting first.
4 Stars. – Yes. Really liked it. Will use regular. A good add to my collection.
5 Stars. – Yes. Excellent. A must have. Will use this often.

Pose Review –  67. Anal Doggy:

This is an Anal Fuck pose with a Vaginal Fuck action. It can be found in the “From Behind” Section of the in-game Achat Shopping Mall.

Men's Actions

1. Fondle chest
2. Slap Ass
3. Massage breasts. (Very Hot)
4. Fondle Ass
5. Quick Action
6. Finger Pussy
7. Cock Outside
8. Jerk off
9. Lick Ass
10. Finger Asshole
11. Fuck Pussy
12. Slow Motion
13 & 14 Pleasure Faces. Pleasure faces x 2

Women's Actions

1. Fondle Tit
2. Pinch Nipple
3. Lick Lips
4. Rub Clit
5. Shake Ass
6. Head Up
7. Grab Forearms
8. Suck Finger
9. Kiss
10. Hand on Ass
11. Tongue Baby
12. Cock Out
13. & 14. Pleasure Face

This is one of my favourite poses. It is hot, intense and lusty. Instead of defaulting to an anal fuck though, I would have liked it to have defaulted to an anal fingering.  There is a Pussy and anal fingering which is probably best to quickly change too on acceptance of the pose. This can then be scened for lubing and loosening the lady up for your cock.  This anal fuck pose is amazing. All the actions are fantastic and the “Massage Breasts” is definitely my favourite along with “Slow Motion” and “Quick Action”  Such a turn on!  5 Stars

JessiCapri says, “ A hot anal pose.  Although there is a kiss in the Female Actions the lips never touch and end up with just tongue play.  I give it 5 Stars”

* * * * * 5 Stars. – Yes. Excellent. A must have. Will use this often.

[Vaughan]

Pose Reviews score:
Do you think this pose is worth it?  Please rate –

1 Star.   – No. Hate it. Don’t bother – its rubbish.
2 Stars. – Yes. Didn’t like it much. Will buy it if I have A$ to waste.
3 Stars. – Yes. Liked it. Will use this occasionally but other poses need collecting first.
4 Stars. – Yes. Really liked it. Will use regular. A good add to my collection.
5 Stars. – Yes. Excellent. A must have. Will use this often.

Pose Review – 66. Sex Rodeo:

This is a Vaginal fuck pose with an Anal fuck action on the woman's side. It can be found in the “Riding Poses” Section of the in-game Achat Shopping Mall.

Men's Actions

1. Lean on elbow
2. Massage R breast
3. Bend over
4. Stretch Legs
5. Quick Action
6. Sitting
7. Bigger Movement  (Too funny)
8. Lick tit
9. Grab tit
10. Fingers in pussy
11. Jerk off
12. Slap Ass
13 & 14. Pleasure Faces x 2

Women's Actions

1. Pinch Nipple
2. Grab Shoulder
3. Legs on Bed
4. Rub Clit
5. Rub Clit with Cock (Hot but for that ever moving arm)
6. Circle with Hips (Grind)
7. Hand on Neck
8. Bend Forward (Puts boobs in his face)
9. Suck Finger
10. Handjob
11. Anal Action
12. Grab Legs
13. & 14. Pleasure Face

This is a very energetic, almost comical pose where the woman rides her man with her one hand swinging just like riding a rodeo bull. The “Bigger movement” is too funny and not at all realistic. “Finger Pussy” is quite hot but looks uncomfortable as he is not sitting properly, he is more hanging over the edge of the couch.  I’ve used it 2 or 3 times and can be enjoyable but it is hard work. In close up, the swap from pussy to anal fucking is quite hot, especially when slowed down. Again, no kisses on this pose.
I do prefer other poses that are similar however.  2 stars.

JessiCapri says, “But for my ever flapping arm this would be a good pose.  It loses points for the arm even though yes, I get it's a rodeo pose.  It also losing points for no kiss action.  The Anal action should be in Male Actions in my opinion.  I did enjoy the Bend Forward and hip circle/grind.  So this gets a 3 Stars from me.”

* * 2 Stars. – Yes. Didn’t like it much. Will buy it if I have A$ to waste.

[Vaughan]

Bear & Zinah have given this a positive review in 2011, earlier in this topic.
We thought we would give it an upgraded review with an added star rating in case anything more has been added since.
It's always nice to have reviews to read before deciding to spend money and buy it in the shop 

Pose Reviews score:
Do you think this pose is worth it?  Please rate –

1 Star.   – No. Hate it. Don’t bother – its rubbish.
2 Stars. – Yes. Didn’t like it much. Will buy it if I have A$ to waste.
3 Stars. – Yes. Liked it. Will use this occasionally but other poses need collecting first.
4 Stars. – Yes. Really liked it. Will use regular. A good add to my collection.
5 Stars. – Yes. Excellent. A must have. Will use this often.

Pose Review – 65. Clit Rubbing Games. (Standing behind):

This pose can be found in the “Using Hands or Dildo” Section of the in-game Achat Shopping Mall.

Men's Actions

1. Quick Rubbing
2. Slap Ass
3. Slap Pussy
4. Bend forward (Hot)
5. Enjoy
6. Finger pussy (Hot)
7. Fondle own  chest (Bit strange)
8. Grab Head (Hot)
9. Fondle tits (Hot)
10. Suck finger
11. More dynamic  (Hot, wanking between her legs)
12. Pinch R Nipple
13. Lick shoulder
14. Jerk off
15 & 16  Pleasure faces x 2

Women's Actions

1. Grab Head
2. Finger in Mouth
3. Kiss
4. Control
5. Squat  (Hot)
6. Hand on Neck
7. Pinch Nipple
8. Massage Tits
9. Rub Clit
10. Little Dance
11. Slap Ass
12. Wetting Fingers
13. & 14. Pleasure Face

This is one of the best foreplay poses. It is absolutely amazing – it has the tenderness coupled perfectly with the slightly rougher play.  This is terrific to scene in front of a full length mirror, making your woman watch your intimate touches. The “bend forward,”  “Finger pussy,” “Grab Head”  and “Fondle tits” are particularly hot actions. Then add the “More dynamic” action (which is basically wanking your cock between her thighs,) and the pose is astounding. Still wish the male had a kiss action  and the “Fondle (own) chest” is a bit strange.
Still its an Easy Peasy 5 Stars.

JessiCapri says, “This pose gets a 'omfg so HOT' from me.  Each and every action is amazingly on point. LOVE it!  A must have. FIVE STARS.”

* * * * * 5 Stars. – Yes. Excellent. A must have. Will use this often.

[Vaughan]

Pose Reviews score:
Do you think this pose is worth it?  Please rate –

1 Star.   – No. Hate it. Don’t bother – its rubbish.
2 Stars. – Yes. Didn’t like it much. Will buy it if I have A$ to waste.
3 Stars. – Yes. Liked it. Will use this occasionally but other poses need collecting first.
4 Stars. – Yes. Really liked it. Will use regular. A good add to my collection.
5 Stars. – Yes. Excellent. A must have. Will use this often.

Pose Review – 64. Dominated from behind.:

This is a Vaginal fuck pose with an Anal fuck action. It can be found in the “From Behind” Section of the in-game Achat Shopping Mall.

Men's Actions

1. Hold Head (Hot)
2. Jerk off (Hot)
3. Anal action (Hot)
4. Slap Ass (Hot)
5. Finger Pussy (Hot) 
6. Rub L Tit
7. Suck Finger
8. Grab Legs
9. Bend Forward
10. Suck Finger
11. Rub (own) Nipple (Strange)
12. Lick Ass
13 & 14 Pleasure Faces x 2

Women's Actions

1. Tongue Play
2. Suck Finger
3. Cross Legs
4, Grab Hand
5. Fondle Tit
6. Slap Ass
7. Pinch Nipple
8. Finger Asshole
9. Rub Clit
10. Hand in Hand
11. Rub Nipple (His)
12. Handjob
13. & 14. Pleasure Face

This is a good hard fucking pose and very hot. All the actions set the scene beautifully.
“Rub (own) Nipple” is a bit strange and the “Lick Ass” could be more of a burrow lick. The light tongue lick is not quite there for me.
It is well worth owning though. 5 Stars.

JessiCapri says, “A great fuck pose and great addition to any collection.  I, however, especially enjoyed the action when he puts his hand on top of my head completely controlling the moment.  Some silly actions such as my turning to look at him with tongue out, but overall a great one.  5 Stars.”

* * * * * 5 Stars. – Yes. Excellent. A must have. Will use this often.

[Vaughan]

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Drunken Sailer – Irish Rovers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw

[Vaughan]

Kiss Them For Me
Siouxsie

[img]https://i.imgur.com/Zk4Rrde.jpg?1[/img]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpcNaqkrPm8

[Vaughan]

An early outing for the wonderful Annie Lennox…

[img]https://i.imgur.com/sl2JYCY.jpg?1[/img]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsTIuNikq4w

And No, Yaughan…I won't remove the previous post. How the hell is a song “deeply offensive”?
Take it up with youtube and stop harassing me you boring twat

[Vaughan]

She follows me into the woods

takes me home

Her blood on my bones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g-1UG8rX1o

[img]https://i.imgur.com/taaCMRg.jpg?1[/img]

[Vaughan]

Pose Reviews score:
Do you think this pose is worth it?  Please rate –

1 Star.   – No. Hate it. Don’t bother – its rubbish.
2 Stars. – Yes. Didn’t like it much. Will buy it if I have A$ to waste.
3 Stars. – Yes. Liked it. Will use this occasionally but other poses need collecting first.
4 Stars. – Yes. Really liked it. Will use regular. A good add to my collection.
5 Stars. – Yes. Excellent. A must have. Will use this often.

Pose Review –  63. MF Lick me quickly:

This pose can be found in the “Oral Action” Section of the in-game Achat Shopping Mall.

Men's Actions

1. Shake head
2. Stronger lick
3. Finger Asshole
4. Dildo in pussy
5. Rub and wank
6. Dildo in Asshole
7. Fondle L Nipple
8. Rub nipple with Dildo
9. Tickle
10. Suck dildo
11. Lick Asshole
12. Lick foot

Women's Actions

1. Wank dildo
2. Massage Tits
3. Shake Head
4. Look at Boy
5. Grab Head
6. Hug with Legs
7. Legs Down
8. Spread Legs
9. Grab Legs
10. Rub Penis (With Foot)
11. Lick Dildo
12. Kiss
13. & 14. Pleasure Face

This is an amazing pussy tasting pose and although at first some actions seem strange like “licking the foot,” it actually makes sense if that is a fetish you harbour and practice.  Of course you would then include it in this kind of play. “Sucking the dildo” is another but if scened right, watching her lick her sex juices from the toy could be quite hot as you finger her. Again I wish there was a kiss on the man’s side but the one that is on the woman’s side is marvellous. The kiss would be a good pose to screen shoot and consider for a profile pic should you wish.
It’s a brilliant little pose and you should buy this. 5 Stars.

JessiCapri wrote “Despite some of the actions I think are silly this is one hot fabulous pose. A MUST HAVE. Worth every A$. 5 Stars.”

* * * * *  5 Stars. – Yes. Excellent. A must have. Will use this often

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