The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Bear]

As columns tend to around here,..but that is the fun part

[TightFit74]

I hadn't noticed 

[sinnnn]

OMG I turn my back for a sec and I'm being felt up on.

As columns tend to around here,..but that is the fun part

Yes it does,  following the rules all the time just sucks(not in a good way either )

[Adera]

But I haven't had a chance in “Staying Late” yet. *pout*

[Adera]

“Mouth fuck!?” then invite.

My brain told me “caveman” at once and I clicked decline.

then “No sex?” from the same guy… really, take the hint.

[TightFit74]

Darling Adera, some people are so thick, they can't see what's in front of them if their nose was rubbed in it. Aren't they funny? 

[Janine Dee]

“Mouth fuck!?” then invite.

My brain told me “caveman”

LOL!!!! Actually that sounds like a Development Team planning session. 

[Bear]

hmm,…certainly seems to support to the concept of carry a big stick

received this one after a date,…while lingering in chat for a bit just to talk, had to laugh

Her:Sex?
Me no, but ty for invite
Her No fuck me?
Me: no,…I am spent
Her: No, no,..no pay me

[Adera]

Ahaha I like those messages to you Bear… what was she thinking.

[sinnnn]

Well you have to admit she is a keeper.  She was free and she wanted a Bear.  Usually its.  Sex?  You pay me?  I show picture, yes? :

At least its better than the chic who called me a puta because I didn't want to go in the room with her.  Really going in the room with her would have made me a puta.  Besides think I'm kind of spoiled now .

[TightFit74]

This conversation happened to me yesterday

her: sex?
Me: no thank you
her: i ask little gift
Me: I only gift my spouse, if she would let me
Her: i fuck better
Me: sorry, really not interested, especially when asked for a gift
Her: but i only ask little
Me: I only gift my spouse
Her: She's a bitch, i fuck better

I try to be polite, understand some people missing basic communicative skills, but can't get over the swearing when the answer is no. Especially when it is someone dear to me

[sinnnn]

Polite my ass, as soon as she stepped over the line(calling my Boo a bitch) she would have been told where to go, how to go about it and I'd enjoy my spouse sending her there. 

Sooo do you remember her name Tight?  Just asking .

[Bear]

hmmm that is a line no one gets to cross,…take it out on me no problem,..draw my Lover into this and the gloves are off.

Same here sinnnn,…I have been spoiled

[Janine Dee]

In my opinion they are going too far when they are hailing looking for gifts. I would prefer they didn't put it in the their message, but you can ignore that, when they are harassing you it's the digital equivalent of the street walker.

[Bear]

Think that was established,…

reminds me of the Bernard Russell story,..

He was sitting next to a rude woman,…when finally pushed beyond his limits asked her “Would you have sex with me for million dollars?”
she pondered answered yes…He then asked “Would you have sex with me for ten dollars?”
she got upset,…stiffened and replied,..”No,..what type of woman do you think I am?”
to which he replied,..”I think we established that, we are just negotiating the price”

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