The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Zuzannah]

  Just had this happen to me   

#19760

[Peeka]

him : yees
him : hmmm
him : I wanna guuuck youu!
him : sllut
…

not even time to express my surprise, he was busy already… And I'm not even in pink today!!!    eeer lol

[Momma_andrea]

I've pointed this out and pointed this out. Mentioning my age and how great it is that I'm mature and that you like mature is NOT winning me over.
My reply is going  to start being “Wow, you really are wet behind the ears. I'm really attracted to inexperienced goofs. It's good that you're a goof.”

Maybe it will help… who knows  (shakes head in frustration)

[Anatasia97]

I have come acrossed two real gems, One from A male, “Hey slut, You want to suck thid Cock?”
And from a female, “Get on your knees and bow to me BITCH!”
both of which I replied, “NOT EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS!”

[Anonymous]

XXXXXXX:OMG  girl youv got a great pair of leges an awsome ass mmmmmm id love to meet you
    :oWOW what a line ROFL dont all avi just look alike ?

xxxxxxxxxxx: hi,are you looking for a prey? well-hung toyboy here…
    ::)SURE SURE got a prove??  LOL

I know it isnt easy to start—-but sometimes you just can shake the head and it wont get you to jump up and say WOW that line is it I need to talk with that one

[Anatasia97]

Hello miss, I have locked myself out of my home and can not get back in, let me in so I can use your phone!

Mod-Edit by Lover – changed the colour, so the text is visible

[FoxyRoxxy]

Today I got this line 

come on guy you really are sick   go jerk off

I dont want to hear your dum ass lines….

XXXX: i need a blowjob from my sister

your Rp pick up lines  suck!

Edit : name removed to prevent embarassment. BB

[Honeybatcher]

She: Hi i'm new here
Me: Hey Welcome to Achat
She: Can you please show me how the Poses work?
Me: Just go and click on them when you try them out with Robot Guy….

Bammmmmmm: DISLIKE

[Maturrango]

Happy new year to all!!!

[Zuzannah]

Wow last post 31st December 2017.

Well I’ve just had an amusing message sent to me.

Him: how much for some fun baby

Me: oh you want to pay ?? does it make you feel dirty

LOL Total silence after that, don’t know why. He did ask how much.

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