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  • October 26, 2015 at 10:57 pm #19759
    Zuzannah
    Participant

        Just had this happen to me   

      November 17, 2015 at 8:22 pm #19760
      Peeka
      Participant

        him : yees
        him : hmmm
        him : I wanna guuuck youu!
        him : sllut
        …

        not even time to express my surprise, he was busy already… And I'm not even in pink today!!!    eeer lol

        February 21, 2016 at 2:46 pm #19761
        Momma_andrea
        Participant

          I've pointed this out and pointed this out. Mentioning my age and how great it is that I'm mature and that you like mature is NOT winning me over.
          My reply is going  to start being “Wow, you really are wet behind the ears. I'm really attracted to inexperienced goofs. It's good that you're a goof.”

          Maybe it will help… who knows  (shakes head in frustration)

          October 14, 2016 at 12:23 am #19763
          Anatasia97

            I have come acrossed two real gems, One from A male, “Hey slut, You want to suck thid Cock?”
            And from a female, “Get on your knees and bow to me BITCH!”
            both of which I replied, “NOT EVEN IN YOUR DREAMS!”

            November 24, 2016 at 11:39 am #19764
            Anonymous

              XXXXXXX:OMG  girl youv got a great pair of leges an awsome ass mmmmmm id love to meet you
                  :oWOW what a line ROFL dont all avi just look alike ? :)

              xxxxxxxxxxx: hi,are you looking for a prey? well-hung toyboy here… ;)
                  ::)SURE SURE got a prove??  LOL

              I know it isnt easy to start—-but sometimes you just can shake the head and it wont get you to jump up and say WOW that line is it I need to talk with that one :)

              December 12, 2016 at 11:36 pm #19765
              Anatasia97

                Hello miss, I have locked myself out of my home and can not get back in, let me in so I can use your phone!

                Mod-Edit by Lover – changed the colour, so the text is visible

                December 30, 2016 at 9:27 pm #19766
                FoxyRoxxy
                Participant

                  Today I got this line 

                  come on guy you really are sick   go jerk off

                  I dont want to hear your dum ass lines….

                  XXXX: i need a blowjob from my sister

                  your Rp pick up lines  suck! :(

                  Edit : name removed to prevent embarassment. BB

                  January 3, 2017 at 8:49 am #19767
                  Honeybatcher
                  Participant

                    She: Hi i'm new here
                    Me: Hey Welcome to Achat
                    She: Can you please show me how the Poses work?
                    Me: Just go and click on them when you try them out with Robot Guy….

                    Bammmmmmm: DISLIKE

                    December 31, 2017 at 8:47 pm #19769
                    Maturrango
                    Participant

                      Happy new year to all!!!

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                      February 27, 2022 at 11:59 pm #197133
                      Zuzannah
                      Participant

                        Wow last post 31st December 2017.

                        Well I’ve just had an amusing message sent to me.

                        Him: how much for some fun baby

                        Me: oh you want to pay ?? does it make you feel dirty

                        LOL Total silence after that, don’t know why. He did ask how much.

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