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  • February 7, 2011 at 9:00 pm #19108
    Janine Dee
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      “Your loss.” Or in this case UR ALWAYS screams pathetic to me. I have never heard that said without the person sounding like a looser.

      February 7, 2011 at 9:57 pm #19109
      Adera
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        I got “please impregnate me bb” from a girl earlier, I've gotten similar lines from guys too.

        February 8, 2011 at 12:03 am #19110
        islandsun
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          @ Adera  OMG ! I know it`s not nice to say but I`m going to anyway > Impregnate < For I fear these people that use that line  , are really going to Impregnate some one for real some day !

          February 8, 2011 at 12:30 am #19111
          Adera
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            The word impregnate sends warnings about what they are after, I keep away from those.

            I've got a dick so I get lots of comments about that, not very surprising but I still don't like people getting so hung up about it. I usually just ignore them or ask them to try another shemale.

            February 8, 2011 at 3:06 pm #19112
            islandsun
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              As crude as some can be  ! A least the line , I want to knock you up ! Has`nt been used yet !  I`m so bad !

              February 8, 2011 at 3:30 pm #19113
              Unhealer
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                I know your hungry
                I can see it in your eyes
                Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries
                I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
                And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!

                February 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm #19114
                Adera
                Participant

                  Lol Unhealer.

                  February 8, 2011 at 4:00 pm #19115
                  islandsun
                  Participant

                    hahahahaha @ Unhealer ;D

                    February 8, 2011 at 4:25 pm #19116
                    Zinah
                    Participant

                      @Unhealer:
                      Oh man, at least it was kinda poetic!  ::)  ;D 

                      February 8, 2011 at 7:15 pm #19117
                      islandsun
                      Participant

                        Guy  says > Fucking me will make the world a better place !      LOL  The world is on my shoulders ! 

                        February 9, 2011 at 2:09 am #19118
                        Adera
                        Participant

                          That's a heavy responsibility, I think it would be hard to get of with that weight on you shoulders during sex. ::)

                          He might think his release will make him do really great things too of course… but I find that unlikely.

                          February 9, 2011 at 9:03 am #19119
                          Bear
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                            Apparently sunny u are the cause of global warming,…perhaps you need to cool these guys down a bit.

                            February 9, 2011 at 2:11 pm #19120
                            islandsun
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                              Ok creating Topless Tuesday s doesnt help !  lol  ;D  But in my defense  ,  pajamma day , does`nt work for me !  I dont wear pajamma`s  hahhaha !    No worry`s I can handle the heat !

                              February 9, 2011 at 4:35 pm #19121
                              Unhealer
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                                im not spose to wear a top on tuesdaY? damn

                                February 9, 2011 at 8:01 pm #19122
                                islandsun
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                                  @ Tight leave the pants on ! lol , Can`t  stand , looking up who talking to me , just to see a giant dick in my face ! NASTY ! 😮

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