The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[sinnnn]

Thats great.  You helped someone find his inner eye.  

[Janine Dee]

I'm almost tempted to keep a link to this thread handy, and when I run into them on AChat I will type “Go here… if anything in there looks at all familiar, stop it, then come back and we'll talk.”

[Urban]

i've had a few homo females asking me to fuck them too and i'm like…WTF?!?!?  one (Premium) girl was even quite aggressive about it.  she's on my ignore list now 

Almost sure it's the same person, with the same effect 

[thumpazz]

I haven't been on here long but I hate the cold invites like some said, then by the time U c them they are in a room. Also had the I'm new can U teach me line. Me I usually try to be a little talkative b4 I wanna go to a room. get to knwo the person some and U know c if may be some compatibilities. Some of em here must think that we are all hard up, with the A$ lines and fuck U for A$…. gets kinda sickening. but oh well, prostitution is the oldest game in the world, and now its online…lol

[sinnnn]

“I bet youre a bad lover…”wanna prove me wrong?

I reply

“please, I know I'm good babe.  That line won't work on me.  Good try tho…LOL”

his reply

“hmmm…beside your beauty thres not much humorleft, huhB

really i can't take these assholes anymore.  if they don't add a filter where only our friends or something can see us when we are on line, i'm out.  Or I going to have to set dates with my friends and show up then. 

I reply

wow, insulting me and complimenting me all in one.  Did we have a bad day? (he is on my ignore list)  see i found the humor in that.

[thumpazz]

Ohhh Sinnn if U didn't already know Assholes are Useful guys and gals like that are Hemmorhoids. Not useful and one hell of a pain in tha ASS!!!

[Carli]

My solution: until that filter is in place, I've changed the orientation on my profile to “homo”. It doesn't stop all assholes, but it does seem to reduce the flooding quite a bit

And if you want a man, there's always a friend who is willing to help out

[sinnnn]

i could give that a try but I also get the pain in the asses chics ot.  They come in all shapes, sizes and colors.  But I'll give your plan a try Carli.

[Lover]

That means all the friendly guys have to search for homo girls soon
So more and more real homo girls will get invitations from boys. Well done

[sinnnn]

Awwww sorry but the assholes are out numbering you nice guys. 

[Urban]

wow, insulting me and complimenting me all in one.  Did we have a bad day? (he is on my ignore list)  see i found the humor in that.

Pain and pleasure and you'r still unhappy, … womens 

[Janine Dee]

Ahhh damn Lover… I didn't think of that! 

#18729

[sinnnn]

Thats not pain and pleasure Urban.  Let me teach you.

[Janine Dee]

:-* :-* :-* That's all I have to say to that. 

[Anonymous]

Here is an interesting one. Yesterday when I was chatting with a friend I get a cold invite. I refuse it so the guy drops a note that said “HI” (mind you that is all it said) then he invited me again. When I denied it again he send me a message that said “I tried a warm invite and that did not work”.

I typed up a quick little note saying that I do not do cold invites and that I like to get to know someone first before going into a room with them, very polite and all and took all of 30 seconds to write. When I hit the send button, I get a message that I am on his ignore list! WTF!!!

I mean, not that I was interested or anything but to be down right rude is uncalled for! Ok, I am done! Thanks for letting me vent!

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