The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Janine Dee]

Been there Sunny, I've had long winded rants on the subject. The “Hi, this is my junk, and my name is…” The men do it, the women do it, and it makes the standard practice of looking up who's talking to you REALLY annoying.

[Unhealer]

i know you want to see my junk though

[alstott]

and what  about this ,
“If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?”
maybe this works,
“I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!”, tsss , i wonder why these doesn't works

[islandsun]

@ alstott    lol too funny !

[alstott]

@ islandsun maybe you like this one too
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. pfffffff
another one:
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
maybe i have to verify my pick up lines , cause they wont work ,hahah

[islandsun]

hehehehe !    A guy says > so you like cock !   So CLASSY !  My dark side almost came out , I came close to saying > Take right hand w pointer finger and thumb , make a hole   , left take pointer finger, and shove it , in and out of your hole !   lol    hehehe little devil sitting on mt shoulder today !          @ alstott call me Sunny

[alstott]

@ islandsun lol   that's not a bad one too

[Adera]

I think its a bit strange that people from for example Spain tries to contact me in Spanish first thing they try. I would try English first if its not someone from my own country. Sometimes I can understand it though… like when their follow up lines are “fuck” “yes?”.

[alstott]

Hmmm i don't know what you mean

[islandsun]

Guy says > I have alot of cummmmmmmmmmmmmmm just for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 

#19133

[alstott]

@Sunny maybe he has a lot of, collecting it for Years  hahaha

[Unhealer]

why does santa have such a big sack?
because he only cums once a year

[alstott]

Is it possible Santa wanna visit Sunny? 

[islandsun]

hahhaa ! I DO DIG OLDER GUYS !  :-* Damn great  lovers , an can`t believe their good luck ! they show it and say it !

[Adera]

In Sweden when Santa comes to give out the presents on the evening of the 24:th (yeah that's how it works over here) his catchphrase is “Are there any nice kids here?”, I'd love to say “No, but there is a naughty girl” in return to that.

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