The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

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February 11, 2011 at 1:10 am #19138
alstott
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Wow I think i have the wrong Job
February 11, 2011 at 1:14 am #19139
islandsun
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@ Adera naughty , just a little wild side ! That my friend is a good thing in life !
February 11, 2011 at 2:08 am #19140
alstott
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@Adera keep dreaming and believe in it maybe someday Santa knocks on your door and punish you , in a good way
February 11, 2011 at 2:37 am #19141
alstott
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OMG a Girl says> let me ride your face ,wanna cum in your mouth so abnormal that you nearly drowning, swallow it and i hope you will throw up to make me totally satisfied, are you in it?< :o Wow ,i wanna see it, but not on me
February 11, 2011 at 8:25 am #19142
TightFit74
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@ Sunny when did i take my pants off? Am a bit shy and usually don't do that in public…
February 12, 2011 at 12:32 am #19143
alstott
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Damned Tight dont be shy, do it let the world see it haha
February 12, 2011 at 3:14 am #19144
Janine Dee
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You know you probably had a good time if you can't remember when you took your pants off.
February 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm #19145
islandsun
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LOL I do seem to recall a 1 time , waking up w out my panties ! hahaha! W guy sleeping on my arm ! Ugly coyote time ! you want to chew your arm off ! to get out of there , before he wakes up ! 😮 😮 😮
February 12, 2011 at 4:25 pm #19146
alstott
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Haha and what the guy thinks as he waked up a lonely bloody arm next to him> omg did i eat her?
February 13, 2011 at 8:59 am #19147
TightFit74
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I don't feel shame (not the same as shyness) in showing my family jewels. Just worried that the guys might crawl away crying and loose their libido HAHAHA
February 13, 2011 at 5:55 pm #19148
Janine Dee
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Not just the guys.
February 15, 2011 at 7:03 pm #19149
alstott
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I´m tryin some pick up lines , but i wonder why they wont work for example-Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
or this one-Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
February 15, 2011 at 7:31 pm #19150
Ardeur
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@alstott You might want to try those lines in a bikerbar… although, if they work, you'll probably be crawling out…
February 15, 2011 at 7:56 pm #19151
alstott
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Should I? and this does it work?-Thanks for the blow job last night. (What blow job? I didn't give you one.) You didn't? You owe me one.
maybe this-I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??
February 15, 2011 at 8:18 pm #19152
TightFit74
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@ Alstott I think you want to win the competition “Worst pick-up line ever” lol
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