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  • #19138
    alstott
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      Wow  :P I think i have the wrong Job :D

      #19139
      islandsun
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        @ Adera   ;D naughty  , just a little wild side !  That my friend is a good thing in life !   ;D :D ;)

        #19140
        alstott
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          @Adera keep dreaming and believe in it maybe someday Santa knocks on your door and punish you , in a good way ;)

          #19141
          alstott
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            OMG a Girl says> let me ride your face ,wanna cum in your mouth so abnormal that you nearly drowning, swallow it and i hope you will throw up to make me totally satisfied, are you in it?<  :o Wow ,i wanna see it, but not on me :D :D

            #19142
            TightFit74
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              @ Sunny when did i take my pants off? Am a bit shy and usually don't do that in public…

              #19143
              alstott
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                Damned Tight dont be shy, do it let the world see it :D :D haha

                #19144
                Janine Dee
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                  You know you probably had a good time if you can't remember when you took your pants off.

                  #19145
                  islandsun
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                    LOL I do seem to recall a 1 time , waking up w out my panties ! hahaha! ;D  W guy sleeping on my arm ! Ugly coyote time ! you want to chew your arm off ! to get out of there , before he wakes up !  😮 😮 😮

                    #19146
                    alstott
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                      Haha and what the guy thinks as he waked up a lonely bloody arm next to him> omg did i eat her? :D :D

                      #19147
                      TightFit74
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                        I don't feel shame (not the same as shyness) in showing my family jewels. Just worried that the guys might crawl away crying and loose their libido HAHAHA

                        #19148
                        Janine Dee
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                          Not just the guys.  ;D

                          #19149
                          alstott
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                            I´m tryin some pick up lines , but i wonder why they wont work ;) for example-Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
                            or this one-Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

                            #19150
                            Ardeur
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                              @alstott You might want to try those lines in a bikerbar… although, if they work, you'll probably be crawling out…  ;D

                              #19151
                              alstott
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                                Should I? :D :D and this does it work?-Thanks for the blow job last night. (What blow job? I didn't give you one.) You didn't? You owe me one.
                                maybe this-I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??  :D :D

                                #19152
                                TightFit74
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                                  @ Alstott I think you want to win the competition “Worst pick-up line ever” lol

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