The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

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February 15, 2011 at 8:29 pm #19153
Bear
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Seems to be trying…
February 16, 2011 at 7:13 am #19154
alstott
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Sometimes i`m full of mischief but ,please don`t take everything too seriously , i`m just a funny guy, mostly
February 16, 2011 at 5:12 pm #19155
Lover
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Remembering an old joke:
A guy says “On my dick is written Lisa. It's the name of my girl.” Another guy says “On my dick is written Wendy.”
“Is it the name of your girl?”
“No, when it's extended you can read: Welcome to New York and have a nice day”
February 16, 2011 at 10:53 pm #19156
alstott
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I`ve decided to bring on two pick up lines every day here`s the next ones
What's your favorite sound? My favorite sound is my balls slapping your ass. You can hear it? :Dhaha
Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and fuck you faster than a speeding bullet.
February 16, 2011 at 11:11 pm #19157
Ardeur
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If you want to try those lines “in the wild” you better be Superman or you might want to call an ambulance in advance…
February 17, 2011 at 12:11 am #19158
islandsun
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guy > Even we never been to gether , I love you ! < 😮 he`s been saying that alot !
February 17, 2011 at 12:48 am #19159
alstott
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Bad Guys @Ardeur you cant catch a speeding bullet
February 17, 2011 at 7:43 pm #19160
Ardeur
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If you catch a speeding bullet most of the times you just were in the way already, besides, you need a little time to aim or you might bump something crucial on a sudden obstacle.

*sees alstott speeding away and bouncing off an amsterdammertje with bulging eyes and a face that's turning whiter as time passes*

(for those that aren't familiar with Amsterdan or the Netherlands in general: an amsterdammertje is a pole made out of stone, concrete or sometimes even cast iron that comes up to about 1 meter(~3 feet) and is generally used to mark off pedestrian areas or in very busy or less law abiding areas to keep cars off the sidewalks)
February 17, 2011 at 7:51 pm #19161
islandsun
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@alstott IS A BIG HAM ! you egg it on ! LOL
February 17, 2011 at 8:23 pm #19162
alstott
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Sunny , this is what you doing with guys? throwing eggs on it? shame on you bad girl lol @Ardeur oh you have superpowers too,let`s create a federation
February 17, 2011 at 9:44 pm #19163
sinnnn
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Let me take you home..We can play house…I”ll pretend your the door and slam you ( a friend told me that one :)
February 17, 2011 at 9:58 pm #19164
alstott
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I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.
February 18, 2011 at 7:12 am #19165
TightFit74
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@ Alstott You know too many of them. I bet you use them all the time : :
February 18, 2011 at 2:05 pm #19166
alstott
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lol what you think how many slaps i can take?
February 18, 2011 at 3:13 pm #19167
islandsun
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@ Sweet cheeks hahahaha ! slapping it wont make it go down ! hehehehe ! sorry devil coming out to day ! Guy . >Can i have sumpitty pusyy lol plz (so sad )
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