The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

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February 20, 2011 at 11:39 pm #19198
islandsun
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@Unhealer Thats the party place !
February 20, 2011 at 11:48 pm #19199
Ardeur
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Reminds me of the movie 'Amsterdamned', it's a dutch classic, just like 'De Lift' and more recently 'Sint'. I suspect that those not familiar with the dutch language will have to find subtitles if you want to be able to follow it fully.
February 21, 2011 at 12:51 am #19200
alstott
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I remember me of those two , of course they have other titles in our country, one was produced at the early 80`s and the other at the end of the 80`s as far as i can remember and both are movies from dick maas am i right?
February 21, 2011 at 1:03 am #19201
islandsun
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John B. Good is my giant freind in Holland ! at 6ft6 , I asked him If it was the land of giants ! lol He looked up my family in Belguim ! Sweet freindly giant , known him for 1 1/2 now !
February 21, 2011 at 1:04 am #19202
Ardeur
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All 3 of them are directed by Dick Maas, he's just about the only one here that makes good movies in a hollywood-like style. Sint was in the theaters end 2010.
February 21, 2011 at 7:14 am #19203
TightFit74
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Actually, the Netherlands is still the country with the tallest (average) people in the world… With 6 feet, I am average in height, looking girls in the eyes at the same level regularly (and I like my girl to be petite…), often having to look up . 6''6 is not that exteme for dutch men..
February 21, 2011 at 2:52 pm #18794
islandsun
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6 ft 6 not extreme ! The land of giants ! The tallest Ive being out with , the guy was`nt quite 6 ft 9 !!!! Drool !
February 21, 2011 at 3:18 pm #19204
TightFit74
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Don't ever visit Sunny, you may never want to leave again…lol
February 21, 2011 at 3:27 pm #19205
islandsun
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Hahahha ! that`s what my friend said ! lol But I`d feel like I`ve died and gone to heavon ! He offered to be my tour guide !
February 21, 2011 at 3:49 pm #19206
TightFit74
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Darn, that job opening taken already…
February 22, 2011 at 8:02 pm #19207
TightFit74
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Ok, thought I'd share this one with you…

her: cold invite
me: I do speak english and I do have a vocabulary, too bad you're not interested
her: cold invite
me: (started writing a follow up message, saying: a 3rd cold will get you ignored)
her: I am interested; 3rd col d invite
me: a 3rd cold will get you ignored
ignore…
February 22, 2011 at 11:20 pm #19208
islandsun
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Guy > Does matter I`m dying ! Me > Oh I`m sorry !
February 22, 2011 at 11:31 pm #19209
Ardeur
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Heh, if the guy was dieing, he'd be better off paying a pretty girl to stop by and ease him into the here-after with some 1-on-1 action instead of tiring himself out behind a computer…
February 23, 2011 at 12:56 am #19210
islandsun
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REALLY ! Was same married guy ! Opps that , went over board w me ! Had too cancell him was getting creepy !
February 23, 2011 at 3:49 pm #19211
islandsun
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Guy > You look like a bad ass ! Guy > Hey Baby want to chat in my room , I just cleaned it >Me – A+ on cleanliness > Guy – does that mean a yes !
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