The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[islandsun]

hahahhahaaaaaa I`m so laffin yes been young ones here !

[tomcumalot]

lol, women are just as bad

Her Hi
Me Hi
Her Wanna fuck
Me no

I know see why they created Robot boy

[hentaiboy69]

pffff……Rukya, yours is damn ilarious. I really like to know what he was thinking when he was asking you that!

And Tom, even girls send lots of cold invite…..even, well, they can be fake but no proof of it!

[Marilyn]

Rukya always find the Cookie Monster!

[Momma_andrea]

I don't think I have ever used a pickup line but if I had to it would be something funny.
“Excuse me, I seemed to have lost my panties. Could you help me find them?”

[Lydiarose]

Rukya; had the same as you
             
him; are u a virgin
me; wait till i have a look;
me; Pls tell me how will I know
him; bye

[Rukya]

lol yes it seem you met the same cookie monster than me 

[hentaiboy69]

seems he is back, then! “lucky” girl you are, Lydia!  ???

[islandsun]

him he tells me got rid of all my lovers for you

me > u freacking nuts , first really dont know you

he wants me as spouse > ya like wont happen

lovers , spouses here dont belong > sorry thats how i feel

cuz in real if had a lover he really wont look else were

> smile

[Brandybee]

mmmm  Got  another classic    lol

Brandybee :-  Hi ya, Achats Forum have published the new erotic contest stories. Would you be interested in reading & voting for your favourite ?

Him:-  if I can cumdump in your pussy babe      (& promptly sent an invite)

Brandybee : no  conditions   trust me , the stories are enough You interested in reading & voting?

Surprisingly he didnt reply …  and damn I missed out on a “cumdump” date !!!

[phunker]

Do you like chicken ???  SUCK ON THIS IT'S FOWL !! 

and it did not work i kick him in the balls lol

[Lover]

Moved and bumimg this topic, as we have some silly and funny pick up lines coming up again

[Rukya]

Here is a “cute” message i received from sexysex11 tonight : Shame you!! Liar . my king is a normal person!! whore!! and now you will pay for it!!

And i had the same kind of message from emerald13 and from darlotta

i dont know who is this “king” , and i hope they dont think to scare me . What will they do ? they will kill me ? i dont think . they will hack my acount ? they will lose their's few days after .

the only post where i was little disagreable with someone is removed and if it was him , i was right .

PS: i get the message and send it to the dev team

[zoerink]

Rukya…. sometimes, kids are kids, and you havent to think about them, just ignore list is waiting for their nicks…

kisses

[Rukya]

@zoerink : yes youre right

@brandybee : oh it mean that the four send you a message too ?

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