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  • January 29, 2014 at 5:21 am #19638
    HisGirlOnly
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      Absolute worst pick up line

      Do you want to see where I hide the bodies?

      January 29, 2014 at 9:44 am #19639
      Brandybee
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        Absolute worst pick up line

        Do you want to see where I hide the bodies?

        Actually, I may use that with the next  Cookie Monster  lol  Great retort.  ::)

        January 29, 2014 at 10:02 am #19640
        hentaiboy69
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          hey, Roxxy, your pic isn't working…..fix it, please!

          January 31, 2014 at 5:41 am #19641
          FoxyRoxxy
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            Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?

            January 31, 2014 at 5:42 am #19642
            FoxyRoxxy
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              Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

              January 31, 2014 at 8:02 am #19643
              hentaiboy69
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                Lol……i can imagine a direct answer like “Sorry, i lost mine too!”

                January 31, 2014 at 5:01 pm #19644
                HisGirlOnly
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                  Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

                  Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

                  Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you

                  kinda sweet  :)

                  January 31, 2014 at 5:04 pm #19645
                  hentaiboy69
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                    Well, HGO…..i can answer yes to the first one, cause it's part of my job!  ;D

                    January 31, 2014 at 6:00 pm #19646
                    HisGirlOnly
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                      really? omg mine to  :D

                      January 31, 2014 at 6:22 pm #19647
                      hentaiboy69
                      Participant

                        lol…..that's really a nice coincidence!  :D

                        January 31, 2014 at 6:34 pm #19648
                        HisGirlOnly
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                          “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
                          ― Barbara Bush 

                          February 1, 2014 at 6:16 am #19649
                          FoxyRoxxy
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                            I lost my virginity… can I have yours?

                            February 1, 2014 at 7:43 am #19650
                            HisGirlOnly
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                              Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

                              For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

                              Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

                              Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

                              Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

                              I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

                              February 1, 2014 at 4:00 pm #19651
                              hukk
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                                *writes down all these pick up lines*

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                                Hoo man, it's as if Fort Knox is giving away gold, because this is what these pick up lines are to me! I needed new material to break the ice. Thanks people!

                                February 1, 2014 at 8:15 pm #19652
                                Justlna
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                                  *writes down all these pick up lines*
                                  Hoo man, it's as if Fort Knox is giving away gold, because this is what these pick up lines are to me! I needed new material to break the ice. Thanks people!

                                  So you want to be among the worst? :D

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