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  • in reply to: The Achat Bar & Grill . ( AB&G ) #68161
    AusWoody
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      Cursing under my breath as I program the lighting console, watching as JayC runs back and forth grabbing lighting modules, strings of fairy lights, illuminated  characters in a Christmas theme, and  suggesting  changes to the lighting plan we had worked out. All while wearing the Christmas jumper that arrived this morning, courtesy of  two of the ugliest  elf’s  I ever seen. apparently  on a mission from Stone.

      I keep practising my “Happy” face  for when I see her at the commencement of the light show. Provided I can keep Jayc  from  making any more “changes” to the program “WE” had  decided on in the planning for the Christmas party. It is apparent he is management, any tech worth his weight understands it isn’t just a flick of a switch to change a sequence of lighting. Oh well finally I finished, I run the diagnostic  and everything appears  good :). WAIT!!!!! here he comes  again, if he asks for one more change  Stone is a widow  I swear.

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      He looks as he walks by and dares to ask  “we good?”

      I nod and refuse to look at him just in case he wants to change something else, pretending to focus on the programming. He returns to the bar and I hear Jay ring the bell which is my cue to initiate the program. Pushing the “RED” button which initiates months of effort on Jay's and my time, I head out to see the results of our combined effort.

      As I enter the bar proper I notice everyone start to snigger, I look at myself  in the bar mirror and I realise what the're  sniggering about,
      there the old biker stands  riding boots scuffed and marked from hard use, well used kevlar jeans, long wild hair  and  wizard beard, tying them together is the ugliest Christmas jumper ever created, and I don’t dare  remove it, it would break Stones heart, and she is a lovely woman and Brandy's best friend. Flipping the sniggerers the bird, I paste a happy face on and go to stand beside Brandy, JayC  and  Stone to watch the light show.

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      I wrap my arms around Brandy, and she smiles at me  and whispers

      “Thank you for wearing Stones Jumper”

      and kisses me  without taking her eyes  off the light display.

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      Stone and Jay are mesmerised by the spectacular display and when it finaly finishes, the crowd erupts  clapping and cheering Jay and my efforts, we do a little bow, and head back inside to the warmth and alcohol. I need to get real drunk if I am going to wear this Jumper.

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      As I ask Old Joe for a bundy rocks, a pair of arms  wrap around me  and I turn to see stone hugging me  with a big smile, I smile back  as I look for jay, he is  standing with Brandy, there both smiling  a little too much? Stone  kisses me on the cheek and tells me

      “That jumper looks great Easy, so glad you like it  and wore it tonight.”

      I reply “Yes Stone thank you very much for the Jumper, it  quite unique.”

      Letting me go she heads back to Jay  and drags him to the dance floor

      I start working on my Bundy, signalling Old Joe to keep them coming, Brandy joins me at the bar  and asks

      “Buy a girl a drink Bloke.”

      Her use of aussie slang is cute, so of course I buy her a drink by signalling Old Joe.

      Old Joe  is snickering  as he  gives Brandy a drink and comments

      “Nice Jumper Woody” and bursts out laughing, I give him my most evil look  and he backs away quickly.

      “Make sure you put those drinks on Coves tab, Joe”

      Brandy is giggling and tells me

      “I have to do something in the office Aus, I'll be  20 minutes, then I be back for some dancing and romancing.”

      Settling in for a session and I see Covems walking up behind me in the mirror,  I stand up and turn to face him, I see he is about to speak, and I say

      “One word about the jumper, Coves and were gunna dance!”

      He smiles and opens his dryasabone revealing an even more repulsive Christmas jumper than mine. I laugh out loud, shake my head  and tell Old Joe

      “Bourbon, Joe  this man needs a drink, leave the bottle and a bottle of bundy also.”

      we sit on adjacent stools and begin working on tomorrows hangovers.

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      I see Brandy leaving the office, I turn to Coves and wish him

      “Merry Christmas Cowboy”

      grab my bottle and walk toward Brandy, we have plans :)

      in reply to: Pegging (strapon) #143632
      AusWoody
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        Gday Momma,
        well we all know what you want santa to bring you :)

        How do you say  “PENIS ENVY”

        Merry Christmas Sweetheart

        (sorry  i couldn't let this  go without taking the mickey)

        in reply to: Achat Town Square. Instant Chat Channel for Forum Members. #134955
        AusWoody
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          Minions Singing Jingle Bell – Merry Christmas 2014
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ50YCpYkqM

          Merry Christmas  to All from The Achat Square Team BrandyBee (mod mgmt) Jingerbird, Maron, MrSexLover, Pachuciti Swedish Chef and Auswoody (bouncer)

          Well great news People, under  extreme duress i have been forced to host a christmas party in the square, it will run from wend 24th  thru to New Years day.

          Hey don't blame me for your hangovers.

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          Oh yes its Christmas Come and party at the Square

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          in reply to: Forum Game: The next one posting…. #120057
          AusWoody
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            It is me, brimming with confidence.

            Waving my SeaHawk and Detroit flags around The village.

            You should be worried Hyperion House, even your Gnomes are on my side ..  hehe..  they liked my home baked mince pies  ;D ;D

            Next will be … Bear on the prowl with little warning growls


            Brandy  be careful i heard pride goes before a fall?

            Gnomes? i thought they were dwarves you gave the mince pies too?

            yes you guessed it isnt anyone but an sexy Aussie bikie ridin
            through forum on the back wheel dressed as Santa!

            Dont forget to drop into the Square for a week long Xmas party 
            starting christmas eve

            Wishing all Forum members a Merry Christmas

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            next could be Darbi dressed as Santas Helper

            in reply to: Your Confessions. #136660
            AusWoody
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              Confession – I had no idea how hard HisGirlOnly worked  programming the events  for the square,

              i wish she would come back  i could use her help :)

              in reply to: Lau15. Hi there #143881
              AusWoody
              Participant

                Gday Lau

                Welcome to the forum.
                People are friendly here

                I hope you find  as many good friends as I have.

                We also have an open chat room where a lot of the members hang out and  chat.

                Here's a bit more about it.

                Forum Home Page > Organizations & Events > Groups & Families > Achat Town Square
                https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3031.0.html

                Feel free to drop in and  get to know  some of us :)  Same TOS  as Achat.  You would be made welcome.

                The Square
                achatsquare.chattango.com

                Look forward to seeing you there.

                in reply to: Forum Residents #143894
                AusWoody
                Participant

                  oh a mods club  lol
                  sure  i join

                  in reply to: Forum Game: The next one posting…. #120018
                  AusWoody
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                    nope Bear is BAREly here 
                    and Martin is  being a good nurse  so ur stuck with me Sexi!

                    Just putting the kettle on for Queen Bee, white tea  with a half

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                    next will be a tea swilling Penquin eater

                    The “Queen” herself

                    in reply to: Forum Game: The next one posting…. #118772
                    AusWoody
                    Participant

                      No, just me  checking on the voting in the Erotic Story Contest.

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                      https://funnyadultgamesplay.com/forum/index.php/topic,3466.0.html 

                      Martin is looking after his parents who had a car accident, he said to say hello to everyone  and will be back soon.

                      so im filling in for him  NO Sexi  not that way  LOL

                      Sending positive thoughts to you and your parents Martin hoping for a quick recovery and a rapid return for you

                      next is a a redhead from sunny California

                      in reply to: Books, Books, and More Books #18684
                      AusWoody
                      Participant

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                        Ok you have all seen the TV series  now read the  books

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                        Game of thrones, its a great read though long  seven novels of 800 + pages, it tells a more complete story than the  TV series  ands is difficult to put down.  If you like medieval dramas  with some sex violence and magic thrown in  check them out. There is the usual  knights, goodies  baddies  and a whole gamut of characters all well developed  and fleshed out.

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                        Seriously if you liked the TV series  you LOVE the books

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                        in reply to: Forum Game. Anagram. Riddle: Letter chaos #62691
                        AusWoody
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                          singing  ChRistmas    Carols!

                          i am guessing i need to post a new one?

                          No city dust here

                          three words.

                          sorry lover  my bad,  and  no MsDevious, good attempt tho  lol

                          in reply to: Inspiring quote of the week #80628
                          AusWoody
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                            Nice Amourcherry  something worth remembering  :)

                            in reply to: Vocabulary word of the day #143217
                            AusWoody
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                              ;D

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                              whoever put that together  is  quite astute  hats off

                              in reply to: Music. What song are you listening to? #107595
                              AusWoody
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                                in reply to: Forum Game: The next one posting…. #120002
                                AusWoody
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                                  yes as usual it is me.

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                                  just someones 2nd choice

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                                  a day late and a dollar short

                                  next to post is  truthfull and honest

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