The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Bear]

Sex?
oh come on, you all miss General Chat and it's brilliant pick up lines!

typically respond to that “Male”

[TightFit74]

Jenny, I do! miss General Chat…lol

[Antebellum]

Congrats on the 300….and…still waiting for that riding lesson…  :-* 

[Bear]

Haven't forgotten my dear,…besides I have a new box of Junior Mints by the bedside waiting for you

[Adera]

I just checked in achat and someone completly random has left me her msn while I've been offline.

[Lover]

Now you know about your big attraction

[sinnnn]

I hate when they ask if I want to msn or “CHAT”.  Or the message that say “Hey you want to see my real DIck?”  I mean really isn't that what lil boys use to ask us in school.  WTF do I want to see a picture of it for.  I know what a dick looks like.  Unless it does something REALLY unique, I don't need to see a picture. 

Oh my other favorite is, “Hi, its been a long time how are you?”  Honestly I never talked to this person ever but they would have me think that we have.  Mind games.  Mind games now, lol.

[Adera]

I've been approach by a guy saying “I was just fucked by a big black cock”, I really don't know what to respond to that… maybe “good for you”.

[Bear]

Not certain if you are writing what you meant,…some guy saying he was fucked by a BBC? :

If you're getting cold calls, with that opening line,…and are offended…I told the groupie once when she was pestered by such a one to simply say

“How quaint,…but my boyfriend is a full blooded Sioux and I am not interested in downsizing”

[Adera]

Yeah he told he was fucked by an BBC, there are quite a few guys out there that wants a mistress shemale to fuck them.

[Anonymous]

could be a bi-guy…or a homo

and i don't get it. who says that the girls have to reply to every obnoxious comment they get from the guys. i know there is fun in that…putting the guy in his place…but wouldn't it be just as easy to ignore them and not comment at all?

[Bear]

They don't,..I would ignore or just say no thanks,..but some are persistent.

Sounds he was looking for a partner for his fantasy with Adera,..unless he was being obnoxiously pushy about it, I'd ignore

Tell her him you are Lofn incarnate  more than capable of giving him pleasure…

[Janine Dee]

Lofn?

And I ignore because I have the genuine concern that any sort of acknowledgment would be taken as encouragement.

[Adera]

I just found it to be a bad pick up line. I usually ignore them or just tell them I'm sorry and that I'm not into that.

[Bear]

Lofn?

Scandinavian Goddess of illicit passion

primarily a facilitator of marriage,..but known to cross and encourage the,..forbidden

[Author]

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