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  • #19287
    Bear
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      lmao… good way to drive off the undesirables there sunny

      #19288
      islandsun
      Participant

        Guy says > I`m bored  ,  I only want to fuck      me > silents

        #19289
        Urban
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          Allway give the answer in centimeter, maybe with the confusion  :P

          #19290
          islandsun
          Participant

            GUY  SAYS> your on my wish list still

            #19291
            alstott
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              lol just had a funny conversation….sheoh that' cool but i'm a lil busy so better to move on and don't waste your time..she< okay...a few minutes later...shei believe you but i'm still busy so have a good time…another few minutes later…sheokay it's not necessary for me you haven't a gag reflex cause my cock is so small i wouldn't be able to reach the backside of your mouth…silence..me>what you don't like small dick's? hahahaha :D :D

              #19292
              Triumph999
              Participant

                Lol Alstott, good one!

                #19293
                Adera
                Participant

                  No gag reflex… is that dangerous? I have to suppress mine when deep throating but I have the reflex.

                  #19294
                  Bear
                  Participant

                    k sunny I'll stop with the lines… ::)

                    #19295
                    islandsun
                    Participant

                      @ Bear have I upset you ! :-

                      #19296
                      Adera
                      Participant

                        He's teasing you Sunny :P

                        #19297
                        Triumph999
                        Participant

                          Just had a cold invite, which I declined…a couple of minutes later she decides to try chatting:

                          Her: “I like dirty talking”
                          Me: “OK”
                          Her: “Talk dirty to me”
                          Me: “Mud”
                          Her: “What?”
                          Me: “Mud. Mud's dirty, isn't it?”

                          After this I think she got the message  ;)

                          #19298
                          alstott
                          Participant

                            lol Triumph i had almost the same one maybe she was it :D it stands in her describtion i love dirty talk….but i answered her request for something dirty with …kitchen…she said what?…yeah wanna hear somethin' dirty so…don't cold many times , chat first and we'll be nice ;D
                            next time when you get something like this send them over..we playing ping pong with them  ::)

                            #19299
                            Lover
                            Participant

                              @ Triumph:  ;D Mud is very dirty, yesss

                              #19300
                              Triumph999
                              Participant

                                lol Triumph i had almost the same one maybe she was it :D it stands in her describtion i love dirty talk….but i answered her request for something dirty with …kitchen…she said what?…yeah wanna hear somethin' dirty so…don't cold many times , chat first and we'll be nice ;D
                                next time when you get something like this send them over..we playing ping pong with them  ::)

                                OK bud: “Go find my pal Alstott, tell him I sent you”…    ;D

                                #19301
                                TightFit74
                                Participant

                                  When the both of you are done, you can send them to me for the final blow…lol

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