The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Lover]

Rukya, next time confuse such idiots. When they appear with female avi, tell them you only room with real men…

[Marilyn]

WHY SOME MEN THINK I'M STUPID AND THAT THEY JUST HAVE TO TAKE A FEMALE AVATAR WHEN I SAY THAT I'M LESBIAN IN HOPE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ?

“cold invit received”

Him   : hi
Him   : let's fucked
Him   : please
Me    : Hi , sorry , i'm lesbian

“30 sec later”

“cold invit received”

“Her” : hi baby
“Her” : let's fucked baby
Me    : I'm still lesbian

LOL

I had to laugh out loud here.
That's so funny! Thank you for sharing!

[hentaiboy69]

Rukya, next time confuse such idiots. When they appear with female avi, tell them you only room with real men…

who like to take it up their ass….lol, asshole are everywhere|

[tangoracer]

WHY SOME MEN THINK I'M STUPID AND THAT THEY JUST HAVE TO TAKE A FEMALE AVATAR WHEN I SAY THAT I'M LESBIAN IN HOPE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ?

“cold invit received”

Him   : hi
Him   : let's fucked
Him   : please
Me    : Hi , sorry , i'm lesbian

“30 sec later”

“cold invit received”

“Her” : hi baby
“Her” : let's fucked baby
Me    : I'm still lesbian

LOL

LOL Rukya  :-*  you have such a sweet way with people that don't read profiles 

[hentaiboy69]

that “guy” was lucky….she can always us her paddle…. 😮

[Rukya]

HB is right , next time i'll accept to room , then i'll choose the pose with the crop , the i'll hit his back pushing the speed to maximum 

[Lover]

lol…what if he likes it?

[Rukya]

Lol i dont think that a man introducing himself saying “lets fucked” will like to have his back croped in full speed 

[hentaiboy69]

i know one who will…. :

[Nat33]

I know several Rukya, I introduce you if you want 

[Bear]

well you could choose the male submission pose,… kick him in the balls and leave  :

[Momma_andrea]

this one is just funny.
I had written in my tagline   “No matter what I may say… I miss Claire.”

So I get “Hello, Miss Claire”  TWICE

[Anonymous]

MA that is cruel, making fun of those with ESL

I get so many and sometimes I have a hard time trying to understand what they are after. Although, in retrospect, I guess it is pretty obvious what they are always after.

Anyway, I have a hard time saying ass because I was brought up using the word arse so sometimes, when I see a request for mine and I am not interested, I tell them I don't have one “but I have a pair of old mules that are worn out and I am thinking of getting rid of, you're welcome to them”. Of course, invariably, they don't have a clue what (a pair of) mules are.

[Marilyn]

Right…
I've logged just to watch the new update which took me … 1 minute (was the time I spent online), and had a Cookie Monster gracing me with his presence and romantic words, that certainly have made my day a little better:

Him:  invite me baby your room and fuck me

Now I'm confused… Shall I invite “him and my room to **** him?” … Is he inviting me or my room?
That's weird and doesn't make any sense. Since when rooms are able to **** people? What shocks me is not him inviting me in that special and romantic way, but inviting my room? I find it very rude… I'll be posting “Don't Cold Invite my Room. It has feelings aswell”

Help in figuring out what this brilliant mind wanted to say will be well appreciated.

[Lover]

LMAO honey….
Give him your room, we just need our terrace..and in winter we have our yacht…lol

[Author]

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