The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

[Nat33]

It's very simple Marilyn, I don't speak well English but I understand that he want:
He want that you fuck him with your room ! or a 3 some with you and your room !
Simple no ? 

[Marilyn]

@Lover, don't give details. People will think that we are rich, lol. Never speak about your patrimony in public.

@Nat, lol!!
I think that he was using me to seduce my room. In fact he wanted my room in his bed.

[hentaiboy69]

@Lover

[Marilyn]

OT: I'm not making fun of his spelling. The english is not my main language and I spell it with mistakes sometimes.

[Lover]

We all don't love about his spelling – but his attitude is obviously and his style is asshole-style.

[sexilicious]

MA that is cruel, making fun of those with ESL

I get so many and sometimes I have a hard time trying to understand what they are after. Although, in retrospect, I guess it is pretty obvious what they are always after.

Anyway, I have a hard time saying ass because I was brought up using the word arse so sometimes, when I see a request for mine and I am not interested, I tell them I don't have one “but I have a pair of old mules that are worn out and I am thinking of getting rid of, you're welcome to them”. Of course, invariably, they don't have a clue what (a pair of) mules are.

LOL I always refer to mules when people say ass. it is more correct and i'm not one to cuss. Just like dam is what the beaver's build

[Marilyn]

Some might know that I've got in my location: Achat Fashion Designer.
Sometimes some approach me asking how are my designs, etc.

Today i've had this:

Him: and who designed you baby ? a genius ?
Him: l'm sure about it
Him: how are u doing perfect product of the hand of a genius ?

I was a bit busy and haven't replied…

Him: a pity you are mute baby

But as he was being nice I said that I was busy and in the end he made me smile with his words. In this case I wouldn't call them bad pickups.

[Rukya]

One i got today :

Him ( first words ) : want to see me cum rl ?
me                        : no thanks

LOL

[Rukya]

OH ….
MY …
GOD ….

here a nice chat i got just few minutes ago :

him  : how are you ?
me  : i'm fine thanks
him  : good
him  : remember meeeeeeeeee? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

too busy to anwser
him  : nooooo lol its ok
him  : is 500 ok hun ?

still too busy to anwser
him  : guess not lol

return to my keyboard
me  : 500 what ?
him  : gift
me  : you want make me a gift ?
him  : yes
me  : well , thanks
him  : if you want to play
him  : do you ?
me  : what do you mean ?
him  : have sex in my room
me  : are you trying to pay me for sex ?
him  : yeessssssss if you want ( he was courageous at this point to anwser this lol )
me  i see , dont gift me then , i'm not a bitch
him  : ok didnt mean u r ( what he meant then proposing to pay me for sex ? )
him  :you need to correct your description
me  : my description is good
him  : it say
him  : “i dont pay for sex “
him  :  it should say ” you dont pay for sex “
me   : but i didnt write ” gift me for sex “

LOL
there , this is the best i got tonight

[Nat33]

For the next time Rukya:
1- take the gift
2- first pose: dance
3- action: slap the face
4- exit the room
5- Put the user in your ignore list

That's all 

I know, it's bad but sometimes it's good to be bad 

[tangoracer]

LOL leaving the name in to let every one know how she is

pamela00: sex for 400
tangoracer to pamela00: what your going to pay me 400 to have sex with you
tangoracer to pamela00: i can get sex for free so why would i pay for it
pamela00: * cam show
tangoracer to pamela00: mmmm but i can make you famus
pamela00: haw
pamela00: first gift thrn cam sex tallk
pamela00: ay sou wet ay weithing gift end big dick in cam
tangoracer to pamela00: send me the A$ then
pamela00: ay can
pamela00: you sen to me a dolars
tangoracer to pamela00: no if you want sex with me you pay ME
pamela00: you are sou agly
tangoracer to pamela00: at lest i'm not a whore and sell myself for A$400
pamela00: fack you
tangoracer to pamela00: only for A$400
pamela00: mens cant get gifts
tangoracer to pamela00: yes that we can but I don't to whores
pamela00: yu send me gift you get cam sex …lesbian sex …

LOL don't you just love them   

[Nat33]

YES Tango 
I love Pamela, I'm afraid to fall in love with her so I put her with her girlfriends in my “ignore list” 

[Anonymous]

Lol, Nat, as most of them are after money I call it my “ign-whore” list

[Rukya]

Hmmm if you want my thoughs , she is a he .

First she ask you sex seeing your “big dick” for 400 A$ , and then trying to add “lesbian sex” when “she” see that you refuse her first offer .

Very pityfull lol 

Ps : @ Concerto : I love the word Ign-whore list

[Brandybee]

I logged on just to check a query, no intention to play or chat and within a few minutes …

HIT 1 : hi
HIT 1: let me fuck you baby  ( sends cold invite )
HIT 2: group
HIT 3: salam
HIT 4: I want to fuck your dirty ass, bb.. Your pussy very hairy?
HIT 5: hii
HIT 5: i am 23 years old
HIT 5: lovely mature women  ( MATURE ????  Grrrr )
HIT 5: i wnat to meet yo      (sends cold invite )

My friends pity message to cheer me up LOL  (After I told him of above ): i just woke up.. and find you – the sun that warms my heart

HIT 6: hi.
HIT 6: you want sex  ( Sends cold invite )

Wow,  I feel so lucky to be so attractive 

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