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  • March 27, 2011 at 9:11 pm #19227
    Unhealer
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      sucky sucky five dowrah

      March 29, 2011 at 12:22 am #19228
      islandsun
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        Guy > could you do me a favour  >me    what <>guy could you get on your knees and smile like a donut !

        April 3, 2011 at 8:04 am #19229
        PseRamesses
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          Guy: r u any good at this?
          Me: extremely bb ;)
          Guy: really?
          Me: no, i suck at this :)
          Guy: ok, then im not interested, u suck

          wht can i say?  ;D

          April 3, 2011 at 9:47 am #19230
          alstott
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            Okay…it wasn`t me :D but do you really have to say something about that..pfff..i don`t  think so.. be glad he`s gone ;) psstt..you really suck at this? :P :D

            April 3, 2011 at 12:17 pm #19231
            islandsun
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              Hhahahaha I`ll use that saying I suck  ! oh wait minute that wont work ! hehehehe

              April 3, 2011 at 2:05 pm #19232
              PseRamesses
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                Okay…it wasn`t me :D but do you really have to say something about that..pfff..i don`t  think so.. be glad he`s gone ;) psstt..you really suck at this? :P :D

                i suck bigtime bb ;)  :P

                April 3, 2011 at 2:13 pm #19233
                Adera
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                  @alstott: She sure does, I wonder how long you would last between her soft wet lips. ;) :P

                  April 3, 2011 at 3:07 pm #19234
                  islandsun
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                    @Adera    ::) who `s lips your talking about  hehehe ! > alstott be quite ! ;D

                    April 3, 2011 at 3:36 pm #19235
                    Adera
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                      Oh, I was thinking of Pse's lips. :P

                      April 3, 2011 at 5:50 pm #19236
                      PseRamesses
                      Participant

                        Oh, I was thinking of Pse's lips. :P

                        :P mmmmm slurp mfhhh glbbbb slurp  :P see, still no gag bb  ;D

                        April 3, 2011 at 6:23 pm #19237
                        islandsun
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                          hehehehe ! ::)

                          April 3, 2011 at 6:25 pm #19238
                          TightFit74
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                            Wondering who'd be better at it… female or shemale.. oops

                            April 3, 2011 at 6:32 pm #19239
                            islandsun
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                              @ Tight                ::) :P :P :P               That depends on weather you v`e practise DEEP THROAT ! 

                                     I wrote a poem in Tight`s poem place  sorry its DIRTY     8========= )
                              My mind was pretty much in the gutter today !  : )

                              April 3, 2011 at 6:44 pm #19240
                              alstott
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                                Hmmm…you three pretty ladys confusin' me  ::) ..lips ,gag, deep throat..okay now i`m wide awake :P

                                April 3, 2011 at 6:54 pm #19241
                                PseRamesses
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                                  Wondering who'd be better at it… female or shemale.. oops

                                  well, tell u the truth…. gay men r pretty darn good at it so i think it will be a 3sum photofinish  ;D

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