The Worst Pick Up lines EVER

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April 3, 2011 at 7:03 pm #19242
TightFit74
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Wondering who'd be better at it… female or shemale.. oops

well, tell u the truth…. gay men r pretty darn good at it so i think it will be a 3sum photofinish

Either way, the subject would be very, very pleased…
April 3, 2011 at 7:10 pm #19243
PseRamesses
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Either way, the subject would be very, very pleased…

r u volontering for the contest tightfit? as contestant or… ?
April 3, 2011 at 8:14 pm #19244
islandsun
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@Tight ya ! Tight Which will it be ? hehehee ! :
April 3, 2011 at 9:10 pm #19245
Adera
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Hmm I was thinking that I could be an contestant but a judge would be fun as well… just don't put any fingers up my ass girls, you'll make me cum to easy then.
April 3, 2011 at 9:48 pm #19246
TightFit74
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lol, just before I go to bed.. I'll be a… oh oh, bad connection, going through a tunnel.. gotta go!
April 3, 2011 at 10:42 pm #19247
islandsun
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hehehe ! Sweet dreams
April 4, 2011 at 12:51 pm #19248
alstott
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a Guy said this to me yesterday…hey sexy why you don`t come over and drop your pants bang me like a wild untamed breeding bull…me>well cause i`m not gay…hesorry what you say i almost fall asleep
April 4, 2011 at 2:25 pm #19249
islandsun
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@alstott hahahaha ! HE WANTS YOU ! If you decide to experiment the other way > I have the perfect song for you > In the midnight hour , you`ll get on your knees ! You`ll take him there ! > Head lock < hahahahaa ! sorry baby Devil `s coming out ! I keep getting asked > you sure your not gay ! :

Guy says > 5 minutes for oral sex > lol not even a hi
April 4, 2011 at 8:41 pm #19250
alstott
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@Sunny…ha…..ha……ha…..and again….bite me no i will not and no i`m not
p.s. you don`t like oral sex? hahahaha
April 4, 2011 at 10:54 pm #19251
islandsun
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@alstott staring upu at you > eyes flashing , left hand on hip , fore finger wagging right in your face ! > You big weasel brain < yesterday I was talking deep throat , and today your saying I dont like oral sex ! lol I think its only a ASSHOLE that asks to borrow your mouth for 5 minutes FOR ORAL SEX ! stop pushing buttons or I`ll be forced to use the death grip on you ! heheheh !
April 5, 2011 at 12:40 am #19252
TightFit74
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@ Alstott Careful my friend, you need more than leather gloves to handle this little mountain lion…
April 5, 2011 at 1:09 am #19253
alstott
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@Tight hehe i know but we only teasing each other don´t worry about that @Sunny maybe this guy only knows some words in english or he`s just a jerk
April 5, 2011 at 6:22 pm #19254
islandsun
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April 6, 2011 at 4:27 am #19255
Unhealer
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@alstott staring upu at you > eyes flashing , left hand on hip , fore finger wagging right in your face ! > You big weasel brain < yesterday I was talking deep throat , and today your saying I dont like oral sex ! lol I think its only a ASSHOLE that asks to borrow your mouth for 5 minutes FOR ORAL SEX ! stop pushing buttons or I`ll be forced to use the death grip on you ! heheheh !

well its not like you're using it for anything useful right now
April 6, 2011 at 2:01 pm #19256
islandsun
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I know a cyber PRICK when I see one ! ::)E
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